hopefully abaxcity

[yaha]

Fucking mun. Let's chat. Well "chat" in that stupid way where I talk to myself and don't get any straight answers out of you. So really, it's more like I'm talking to myself to get things straight! Kekekeke!

So this city. Eternal night, fucked up electricity, no way to get cameras out there, no functional computer, gotta scavenge for food, plastic zombies, none of my guns, and no real place to play football!! ... You're killing me! Cutting me off from all my resources! Prettttyy sadistic, if you ask me.



Challenge accepted.

I do hope you're up for it, damn mun. No skimping out on my book of threats this time! I want that shit organized alphabetically.

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[drawsfromwater]

[Ugrait watches with interest. Then wrinkles her nose.] Gas can work missile weapons? [Snortle.]

No good for hunting. Makes too many holes in the hide and flesh. Is it for war?

[Ugarit returns one knife to its sheath on her thigh and secures its strap with tie and toggle.] Not your kind of play?

Do you fish?

[yaha]

You'd be surprised what gas can do under high pressure in small spaces. [he switches back on the safety of the gun and puts it over his shoulder] It's for hunting fast things, like deer and birds, so you don't have to be as accurate. Or for shooting people! Kekekeke! [now that he DOES that.]

Nope. If I'm injured, I can't play football.

[that's a random question] I've never tried it.

[drawsfromwater]

If one cannot be accurate, one is not best suited to hunting.

It is strange sport this football. Moving a plastic ball through a field.

I say fishing is good sport. It shows patience, good vision, quick response. It produces food.

[yaha]

Accuracy, huh? Kekeke. Well, I'm accurate. But I like all sorts of guns. They all have their uses.

It's almost like a war game. It's not just moving the ball down the field. There are rules. You have to be crafty, fucking blueberry! Power, speed, and tactics! You need them all.

You talking about fishing with a pole? Because that just requires you have good bait and a lot of time. Now something like bowfishing... I could go for that. Kekeke!!

[drawsfromwater]

War-game? It is a kind of sparring? Or, there are opponents and obstacles?

I can fish with hands, but looks and lines are good for deeper water.

[yaha]

Your opponent is the other team! They're gonna try and stop you from getting the ball to the other side, whether by tackling you, or blocking your passes. My right arm had a compound fracture from this game, and smaller injuries are common as hell! Hehehe!

With your hands? Pretty primal, fucking blueberry!