hopefully abaxcity

[yaha]

Fucking mun. Let's chat. Well "chat" in that stupid way where I talk to myself and don't get any straight answers out of you. So really, it's more like I'm talking to myself to get things straight! Kekekeke!

So this city. Eternal night, fucked up electricity, no way to get cameras out there, no functional computer, gotta scavenge for food, plastic zombies, none of my guns, and no real place to play football!! ... You're killing me! Cutting me off from all my resources! Prettttyy sadistic, if you ask me.



Challenge accepted.

I do hope you're up for it, damn mun. No skimping out on my book of threats this time! I want that shit organized alphabetically.

Comments

[drawsfromwater]

If one cannot be accurate, one is not best suited to hunting.

It is strange sport this football. Moving a plastic ball through a field.

I say fishing is good sport. It shows patience, good vision, quick response. It produces food.

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Accuracy, huh? Kekeke. Well, I'm accurate. But I like all sorts of guns. They all have their uses.

It's almost like a war game. It's not just moving the ball down the field. There are rules. You have to be crafty, fucking blueberry! Power, speed, and tactics! You need them all.

You talking about fishing with a pole? Because that just requires you have good bait and a lot of time. Now something like bowfishing... I could go for that. Kekeke!!

[drawsfromwater]

War-game? It is a kind of sparring? Or, there are opponents and obstacles?

I can fish with hands, but looks and lines are good for deeper water.

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Your opponent is the other team! They're gonna try and stop you from getting the ball to the other side, whether by tackling you, or blocking your passes. My right arm had a compound fracture from this game, and smaller injuries are common as hell! Hehehe!

With your hands? Pretty primal, fucking blueberry!