castmate wanted at ddd...

[rockstark]

Okay. Sweetheart. Mun. Hey. Listen. Eyes up front, ears open. Yes, open. I know, allergies, ow, et cetera, take some stuff, they make things for that, it's cool, you'll be fine. But seriously.

Tony time here. Face forward. Focus.

Stop.

Saying.

We need.

Justin Hammer.

I need Hammer back in my life like I need one taken to my head, okay? Just stop.

Okay? We clear on that? You picking up what I'm throwing down, because it's kind of big and heavy and important, and I really want to make sure you're getting this. Especially since we're coming up on the Really Big Shoo with Reindeer Games and Thunderstruck and the Capsicle and all of that. I don't need another wrench in what we both know is already gonna be a works just chock fulla power tools.

Thank you. And uh, if you don't get the memo, I'll just have Pep send you another one later this week, okay? No Hammers. Ever.

Insert nice businesslike signature closing thing here, I'm gonna go get a drink. I deserve it for even listening to you entertain that kind of crap.

Comments

[ms_potts]

I'm sending what, now? [amused eyebrow]

[rockstark]

A memo. To the mun. Mun memo. Mun-o? Is that snazzy or just stupid? What do we think...?

[ms_potts]

[Shakes her head] Stupid. Besides, is there really a point to sending her a memo when you're already in her head? Isn't that a bit redundant?

[rockstark]

Okay, noted. Thumbs down for mun-o. But really. Have you seen how many sticky notes she leaves herself sometimes?

[fishy_go_byebye]

You should stick a tube in it.

[rockstark]

.... Sssssssssssometimes that's a legitimate engineering strategy, yeah. Um, who is this?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Not who it should be but I like your words.

They're like pebbles. The ones that hop.

[rockstark]

Not ... who it ... yeah. Okay. [cheerfully] You know what? I'm not drunk enough to follow this conversation. But we can fix that.

[hulk]

Yeah, uh. I mean, no personal experience with the guy, obviously, but. Pretty sure he's in the camp with like... Thunderbolt Ross. And that whole corner of people that are not necessary. At all. So-- Agreeing here.

[rockstark]

Thunderbolt Ross. ... That's ... [give him a minute to remember why that name's familiar]

Oh, right, yeah, him. Yeah. If, uh. Yeah, no, let's never have any sort of mixer or event or crazy wormhole shindig where the two of them could ever meet.

[hulk]

[ Yyyyyyyyeah, that guy. ]

I mean-- Thankfully never seen any of him around? And I mean l- Ever. Which I'm not complaining about, mind, but. Yeah, mixing those would be a very bad thing and so if we avoided that. J- Yeah.

[rockstark]

Hey, hey, calm down. Same page, here, it's all good. I'd offer you a drink but I don't know if that'd help or just.

Well.

Maybe if we just stay away from Midori or absinthe, you'd be good. Is this a good game plan?

[spider_kisser]

Tony Stark? THE Tony Stark?

OMG yay. We have a Parker at ddd too, y'know....

[rockstark]

You got it, that's me. Are we doing autographs? Pictures? Please no subpoenas, I'm trying to cut down.

A live action Parker?

[spider_kisser]

Can I maybe see you in your Iron Man suit???

Yep! New canon, but.... :)

[rockstark]

Sure thing. Lemme grab my suitcase. [he winks, and pulls out the Mark IV, cracking it open]

[therealgenius]

Fun fact: I don't need you in my life, either. Funny how that works, right?

sorry this is late, OMG, RL, stop impeding my awesome time

[rockstark]

Seriously, it's the one thing we might actually be able to agree on. How do you look in orange, by the way? Is it a good color? Seems like it could go either way, with that complexion.

it's all good 8)

[therealgenius]

Yes, because clearly we could only ever agree on one thing.

[Iron Man suits are cool!]

Oh wow. Really? Orange? You are totally the first person to use that on me as a means to rile me up, but no. No. SHIELD didn't like orange on me so well, so they put fixed me up like The Boy in the Striped Pajamas and took my shoelaces. Morgan Freeman was there, too.

hooray, because you are AWESOME

[rockstark]

[they are, but you need to agree on the fact that they are HIS and not YOURS, you douchenozzle]

Morgan Freeman, huh? Whose life was he narrating? 'Cuz I'm gonna take a guess off the cuff that it wasn't yours.

[liftme]

[There is no "Hammer" in Asgard. There is only Mjolnir.

Are you trying to insult him, Anthony?]

OMG BEST.

[rockstark]

[uhhhhhh

no we're talking about California here.

not Asgard.

total difference.]

HAMMER'D?

[liftme]

[Hey Tony! Do you remember that time when there was crazy fire all over the place and Captain Ameriwhatever was hiding behind his super shield and keeping the redheaded lady from the fire, too? Did you see Thor? HE WASN'T HIDING AT ALL! Why? Because Mjolnir, that's why. Because he's just so awesome and what is this hatred for a hammer? Are you serious right now? Are you serious?

All that shows of Mjolnir's disapproval is the outline of a Celtic knot on both sides and...yes, okay. He's very upset. He just rolled over to the other side.

This mother fucker was forged in the heart of a dying star. You insult one hammer, you insult the best of them. Go put on the suit, sir.]

[widowing]

[ FUUUUU - ]

Shouldn't he still be in jail?

[rockstark]

Good Lord willing et cetera et cetera, yeah. Which is why I just don't get her wanting him around the place. See what I'm sayin'?

Tell her "escape" is not a good word to hear, would you please?