castmate wanted at ddd...

[rockstark]

Okay. Sweetheart. Mun. Hey. Listen. Eyes up front, ears open. Yes, open. I know, allergies, ow, et cetera, take some stuff, they make things for that, it's cool, you'll be fine. But seriously.

Tony time here. Face forward. Focus.

Stop.

Saying.

We need.

Justin Hammer.

I need Hammer back in my life like I need one taken to my head, okay? Just stop.

Okay? We clear on that? You picking up what I'm throwing down, because it's kind of big and heavy and important, and I really want to make sure you're getting this. Especially since we're coming up on the Really Big Shoo with Reindeer Games and Thunderstruck and the Capsicle and all of that. I don't need another wrench in what we both know is already gonna be a works just chock fulla power tools.

Thank you. And uh, if you don't get the memo, I'll just have Pep send you another one later this week, okay? No Hammers. Ever.

Insert nice businesslike signature closing thing here, I'm gonna go get a drink. I deserve it for even listening to you entertain that kind of crap.

Comments

[ms_potts]

I'm sending what, now? [amused eyebrow]

[fishy_go_byebye]

You should stick a tube in it.

[hulk]

Yeah, uh. I mean, no personal experience with the guy, obviously, but. Pretty sure he's in the camp with like... Thunderbolt Ross. And that whole corner of people that are not necessary. At all. So-- Agreeing here.

[rockstark]

A memo. To the mun. Mun memo. Mun-o? Is that snazzy or just stupid? What do we think...?

[rockstark]

.... Sssssssssssometimes that's a legitimate engineering strategy, yeah. Um, who is this?

[rockstark]

Thunderbolt Ross. ... That's ... [give him a minute to remember why that name's familiar]

Oh, right, yeah, him. Yeah. If, uh. Yeah, no, let's never have any sort of mixer or event or crazy wormhole shindig where the two of them could ever meet.

[spider_kisser]

Tony Stark? THE Tony Stark?

[hulk]

[ Yyyyyyyyeah, that guy. ]

I mean-- Thankfully never seen any of him around? And I mean l- Ever. Which I'm not complaining about, mind, but. Yeah, mixing those would be a very bad thing and so if we avoided that. J- Yeah.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Not who it should be but I like your words.

They're like pebbles. The ones that hop.

[rockstark]

Not ... who it ... yeah. Okay. [cheerfully] You know what? I'm not drunk enough to follow this conversation. But we can fix that.

OMG yay. We have a Parker at ddd too, y'know....

[rockstark]

You got it, that's me. Are we doing autographs? Pictures? Please no subpoenas, I'm trying to cut down.

[rockstark]

Hey, hey, calm down. Same page, here, it's all good. I'd offer you a drink but I don't know if that'd help or just.

Well.

Maybe if we just stay away from Midori or absinthe, you'd be good. Is this a good game plan?

A live action Parker?

[spider_kisser]

Can I maybe see you in your Iron Man suit???

[hulk]

...Um. Appreciating the thought behind it, but I d- Drinking isn't a thing I do, my whole problem with-- The green thing aside.

[ms_potts]

[Shakes her head] Stupid. Besides, is there really a point to sending her a memo when you're already in her head? Isn't that a bit redundant?

Yep! New canon, but.... :)

[rockstark]

Sure thing. Lemme grab my suitcase. [he winks, and pulls out the Mark IV, cracking it open]

MJ can still make a move on him. ;)

[spider_kisser]

*gasps!* Wooow, that is so totally freaking cool!

[rockstark]

Maybe you should try it. See if it helps. C'mon, I'll hook you up.

And give him cardiac arrest, hehe

[rockstark]

I know, it's why I invented it. Here, you wanna see me blow somethin' up?

[hulk]

Really not at all necessary, because me loose i- It's fine. Really. ...Again.

[rockstark]

You sure? Really?

[Tony is best troll]

XD Why's that?

[spider_kisser]

Uh...sure! As long as it's safe!

[rockstark]

Okay, noted. Thumbs down for mun-o. But really. Have you seen how many sticky notes she leaves herself sometimes?

all the adorkable awkward? IDK

[rockstark]

Totally. I mean, there's ... hang on, there's gotta be somethin' here nobody cares about.

[random debris at 5 o'clock!]

There. See, nobody cares about that thing, let's do this. Arright here we go. Three. Two --

[there's the tell-tale whine of the arc reactor, and - WHOOMP]

There it goes.

From him, or from her? XD

[spider_kisser]

*giggles* AWESOME!