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[strider_pride]

i fucking told him that movie sucked

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[spider_kisser]

What movie are you talkin' about?

[strider_pride]

heres a hint
put the bunny back in the box
also theres convicts in a motherfucking plane

[spider_kisser]

Con Air? Really?

[strider_pride]

yup
my man john likes that shit
or used to like it
but now he says it sucks

[fireflyheir]

shut up, dave.

[strider_pride]

hey it isnt my fault that you used to love that shit
im not the one who made you watch it
thats some pure irony

[fireflyheir]

yeah, yeah, i know
still, you could be a little more helpful in this time of crisis!
also i think you may just have used 'irony' appropriately
so at least something came out of this

[strider_pride]

it could be worse
you couldve ended up liking romcom movies like vantas
and saying theyre so damn good
but what do i know

[fireflyheir]

[full body shudder]

okay i'll give you that
romcoms would really be just too much

[strider_pride]

yeah
not all men can handle romcoms
romance is overrated anyways
i would rather watch dolemite and some bruce lee
theyre bro as fuck

[fireflyheir]

definitely
so that's the kind of thing i can expect when you offer to make the trip to the video store?

[strider_pride]

you bet your derpy ass
well be living it up just us bros watching the greatest sick ass movies of all time
bruce lee kicking ass and taking names
hell fucking yes

[fireflyheir]

that sounds…
not that bad, actually
let's do it

[strider_pride]

okay but dont say i didnt warn you
the awesomeness of my movie choices may make your head explode
explode with the power of many bros being awesome

[fireflyheir]

it could be worse!
i would rather explode from awesome than have my face melt off from cliches

[strider_pride]

yeah face melting from bad cliches can put a downer on your day
mind blowing is way better

[fireflyheir]

definitely
so when are we doing this?

[strider_pride]

as soon as fucking possible
i cant wait to get my bro mode on and watch some kick ass action and ladies getting macked by pimps
awesome as shit

[fireflyheir]

sounds good
want to get some popcorn first, though?

[nukeoleptic]

the movie was just fine ._.

[strider_pride]

only you would say that harley
youre so naive when it comes to shitty movies
egbert didnt realize it until it was too fucking late

[nukeoleptic]

no i agree it was a super ridiculous movie!!
but it was kind of funny
i just didnt know that john took it seriously..

[strider_pride]

this is egbert were talking about
bad movies are serious business to him
shit i wouldnt be surprised if he watched that commando movie and thought arnold was a overmuscled idiot going around shooting and killing people just to get his daughter back

[nukeoleptic]

idk about that
john has been super..... cranky lately :/

[strider_pride]

he probably misses his pet lizard thing
whats it called
idk
but i bet thats what making him all grumpy on you

[nukeoleptic]

i grew up on the island alone
but john grew up in a suburb with his dad
im kind of used to things like the ship
but i think he has cabin fever :/

[strider_pride]

cabin fever
what like the movie where everyone goes ape shit and theres a karate kid screaming pancakes for no goddamn reason?
or are you talking about how egbert is going nuts???

[nukeoleptic]

lol i havent seen that one actually
but i was talking about how john is kind of going nuts
hes soooo grumpy all the time

[strider_pride]

i dont blame him
having a dog eared girl chase a poor catsprite can make a man go crazy