grandpa egbert juniordad (
kringlefuck) wrote in
dear_mun2012-09-10 07:29 pm
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premium account, missed AC, 3 castmates leaving; WHOLE LOTTA SHIT.
Salutations miss writer. I wish that my word with you was one on a positive note but i fret that isnt the case at this time!
This morning started out absolutely bully what with the surprise gift from one of the dirk players dropping a good ole twenty five on the table and blessing this account with more face spaces. Nothing could have possibly gone wrong after something as pleasant as that!!!
*NOT!!!!!!!*
The ac was missed and even though i hardly ever experienced the adventures that could have unfolded in that game im still going to at least miss that john fellow a great deal!!! Good grief we didnt even get to hang out and watch movies like we wanted to and you had to go and pull a douche move like neglecting my existence here frankly im rather offended mlady if i can be so bold as to say. I ought to deck you right in the nasal for being so down right *uncaring!!!*
Oh ho and it gets even better in the other game that is in space.... when all three of your best friends leave you all at the same time with some fucking queer and ominous note and prized possessions that are only going to make you feel baffled and nostalgic!!! How the blue blazes am i going to adjust to such a drastic change???? There isnt a dave or a davesprite or a dirk around to chit chatter with now!
And what really takes the cake here is the fact that im going to *MISS* the auto responder! Thats right i goshdarn admit it. Im going to miss that little bite in the bollocks entirely too much and im not sure if i can compose myself currently!!!
This morning started out absolutely bully what with the surprise gift from one of the dirk players dropping a good ole twenty five on the table and blessing this account with more face spaces. Nothing could have possibly gone wrong after something as pleasant as that!!!
*NOT!!!!!!!*
The ac was missed and even though i hardly ever experienced the adventures that could have unfolded in that game im still going to at least miss that john fellow a great deal!!! Good grief we didnt even get to hang out and watch movies like we wanted to and you had to go and pull a douche move like neglecting my existence here frankly im rather offended mlady if i can be so bold as to say. I ought to deck you right in the nasal for being so down right *uncaring!!!*
Oh ho and it gets even better in the other game that is in space.... when all three of your best friends leave you all at the same time with some fucking queer and ominous note and prized possessions that are only going to make you feel baffled and nostalgic!!! How the blue blazes am i going to adjust to such a drastic change???? There isnt a dave or a davesprite or a dirk around to chit chatter with now!
And what really takes the cake here is the fact that im going to *MISS* the auto responder! Thats right i goshdarn admit it. Im going to miss that little bite in the bollocks entirely too much and im not sure if i can compose myself currently!!!
*Takes a breath and paps face with kerchief.*
It wasnt.. supposed to be like this.... we were supposed to find a way out of this mess *together.* All the lot of us who even personally invited me to their "crib" and into their "family."
:(
P.s buy me this shirt and make me feel better goddammit!!!

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:(
but u must have lots off other friends on the ship right i mean its a huge ass spaceship afgter all
* after
and maybe they will come back that happens all the time u know
like when dirk and dave adn rose left the city im in then they all came back!
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If they come back im going to punch them all in the dicks!!!!
Dsprite right in the cloaca!!
Pardon my francais!
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its just not the same is it
whats cloeca was that a typo or an actual real thing were talkgin about
* cloaca
and i fully expect you 2 kick their dicks or something for leaving u stranded lilek that!
^ excuse my bearly coherant french also
* barely lol
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*AND I WILL.*
It just isnt fair!!! I was hoping this was a harhar joke or something but apparently not. You know good going guys im laughing my back end right off the tracks here killing some innocent life stock. A couple of newborn calves died in your attempt to twist my nipples lets have a laugh and get over it but that isnt the case.
Im really hoping they come back somehow!!
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I would strongly suggest to your mun that if they wish to apologize, they should do it in a way that will actually lead to your long term happiness.
That shirt will only succeed in appeasing you for a little while, and foster your ridiculous love for awful movies and blue people.
The price of phone tagging.
A shirt as ridiculously epic as the one displayed is just the thing to brighten my spirits... or having my comrades return as soon as humanly possible.!
Oh geez. I applaud you. That takes some serious effort.
I'm not suggesting you don't have a passionate and disturbing love for all kinds of cinema.
Ultimately though, I think having your friends back is a much better solution to the problem, primarily because that is what caused at least part of the problem in the first place.
I GET NO FREE TIME EXCEPT AT NIGHT SO....
Thats all i really actually want right now if i were to be brutally open here. But i dont think that im going to receive my wish any time soon.
Unless you are volunteering.
I feel your pain. College life is making things a bit harder.
Acceptance is a step in the grieving process, Jake.
It's a healthy thing to come to terms with what you are upset about.
Oh.
Well, I can't say that it doesn't bother me that you're by yourself in a strange place.
Going anywhere without an ally is never the best plan.
However, are you really sure that my company is what's best for you?
After all, I am hardly adept at the art of comfort like our friend Miss Crocker.
My companionship might be useful to you if you were in some immediate danger.
Are you in a situation in which you would require my help?
Re: I feel your pain. College life is making things a bit harder.
Wowee, yeah. Having jane around would be great! It would give me something to down right protect as well and shoot, i like that thought in my wits.
Like some cinematic hero!
But agh, yeah. Its dangerous where i am. Not as if i dont fancy the thought of getting into scrums and bloody noses and what not but i fret it may be hazardous to my escalating anxiety being so ill prepared.
Re: I feel your pain. College life is making things a bit harder.
Jane may not be as accustomed to combat as you are, but she's far from a helpless damsel.
Besides, as long as she keeps dear, sweet, Sebatstian with her, she'll be fine.
He's near unstoppable, and also really fucking adorable.
Dangerous is what regard?
What exactly are you dealing with over there?
Ill prepared?
English, don't tell me you don't have your pistols with you.
After all this training you've been through, you forget your pistols in a hostile situation?
I have reason to believe that an adventurer is never without his or her weapon of choice.
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We just dont know what to expect.
Horsefeathers, strider! Of course i am properly equipped with my two beauties even with the croftesque leg holsters and everything and i dare so im liking sexy as fuck with them on.
*Finger gun combo x2.*
But i am fretting over the fact that i have only one computer system and it is my skulltop WHICH WAS DATA WIPED AND NOW I LOST ALL THE MOVIES I DOWNLOADED. Typically i have five computers and i just feel under prepared.
My puzzle modus is also stripped empty.
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In that case, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
I'm glad to hear I was mistaken in my assumption.
In a situation like the one you're in, not having your weapons on you could be a fatal mistake.
That's what you're freaking out about?
English, you had me concerned for a second.
Your movies are of no consequence.
As long as you have one computer, you'll be fine.
You could always ask someone to construct one for you.
If you're truly on a spaceship, then that technology should be available to you.
As for your modus, I don't know exactly what was in there, but as long as it wasn't something vitally important, I wouldn't be too concerned.
Most things can found or made again, and I suspect not many of the items you had in there would have been any used to you on a spaceship, even if you had access to them.
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And shitters! I can just have somebody build one because supplies are limited. It was hard enough getting a pair of shorts so a computer cant be that easy like youre making it seem.
Yeah. Pieces of my house were in the modus.
Im rather vexed.
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What exactly happens every month?
You're on a spaceship.
You must have access to some level of technology Jake.
And if there's technology and parts, you can build a computer.
Pieces of your house?
Wouldn't that just clog your modus unnecessarily?
Well, I wouldn't call that vital.
If they're in your modus, then they probably aren't important portions of your house.
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You wake up with all of this goop all over you. Im exhausted from cleaning it out of my bumhole.
Hogswallop! Easy for you to say! Dirk i appreciate the notion that you have this level of confidence in me but i myself simply cannot just BUILD a computer. Im good at following direction but not starting from scratch.
And erm...
Its nostalgic, alright?
Im pretty upset over it.
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Interesting.
This is sci-fi to the extreme, man, this should be your thing.
And if you gain people every month, it's possible it'll be one of us, right?
So your situation isn't completely hopeless.
Find someone that is then.
Be a little resourceful Jake.
The ships bound to have mechanics, people who understand the technology that keeps it running.
Oh.
Do you know what they've done with your modus?
If they haven't completely destroyed it, you might be able to get it back.
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I suppose not. It appears that most of my cast mates dont reserve for the game that much so its a real downer!
:(
Thats an idea in the wits, strider. I should ask around, especially if i want my skulltop programmed with my communication device.
And like hells blazes i know! Its just empty and it makes me rather blue about it considering i like having pieces of my home!
Hooray! :)
The easiest way to kill you would be to bore you to death, so I'm glad you're managing to have fun, even if it isn't your island.
About that.
I couldn't exactly resist an English in need, and my mun's been thinking about dropping me in a game for a while, so there's a high probability you'll be seeing me soon, if this is any indication.
See, it's all about using your head.
This is the sort of thing I've been trying to teach you.
You have resources now.
You aren't alone on your island.
So use them.
Well, there isn't anything I can do to help you there, minus suggesting you keep your eyes peeled.
Unless they outright tossed the pieces of your house of the ship, which is possible, they have to be somewhere on the craft, and they should be difficult for them to conceal if the pieces are as large as I'm imagining.
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I really am sorry to hear all that, Jake! These Mundanes really are more trouble than they're worth.
At least everyone was around for a little while, right?
That's better than not at all.
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It would have made the experience much more pleasant.
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Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were pulling my leg Mr. English! :B
So can I assume you couldn't find us, then?
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Harhar but you know me. Im rather skepical of everything. One can never be too sure about things.
Erm. Yeah. I mean my writer told me they left so i guess shes right. It really bites bollocks.
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Didn't anyone check the...oh what is it? The navigational doo-dad of the ship? It has one, right?
That's a darned shame, J.
There was a version of you where I am for a little while, but he left as soon as he came.
I never even got the chance to see him in the flesh.
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Haha oh shuckbusters thats a real pity. Im sure you would have really liked having interactions with another one of me...
Just as much as i would have liked interacting with a one of you.
;)
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Or are they mysterious folk who refuse to give out any answers?
Those types seem to be prevalent in these places.
Hoo hoo! Well, you'd be right about that, gosh!
i have no icons, so i'll just keep using this one if that's alright with you?
p.s if you really want to cheer up consider buying blue spray paint so you can use your own body to self-indulge in your sick fantasies you poor helpless soul
you're good, man. 8)d
Excuse you i take offense!!! I simply admire those that are blessed with the cobalt complexion and nothing more. Sweet jesus.
I can also appreciate how both you and the dirk above just *assume* i can pull anything out of my butt like blue paint and computers and things. Im rather limited on my supplies, pal.
yay
in a sea of fragmentary strider-clone after clone sometimes all you need is a dave
in case it wasnt obvious enough thats my cue to bust in albeit equipped with a sash reading "dave to the rescue" like some crowned miss universe or some unessential shit similar to that
im pretty sure you can dude
isnt there some kind freak fantasy shop thats as dark as the overpriced trademark socal stores back on the west coast
like you literally get lost in it like a inline abyss
plus theres holographic screens where they replay that chick flick over and over again just for your wetting subconscious
......
oh my god you asshole
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No there isnt!! Im rather disappointed to be quite honest. Theres hardly anything for recreation on the ship besides space movies on a normal screen and drinking and things. Its sort of exciting but not in the same sort of adventurous sense.
Beg pardon but im not sure what i did to be given the insult of asshole. Youre the asshole!