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dear_mun2012-09-10 02:23 am
perfectbastard) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-10 02:23 am
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... Really? Are we actually about to do this song and dance all over again? I'm getting on in years, you know, I can't move on my feet like I used to and even if I could there are other partners I'd much rather tango with.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Rewatching a few episodes doesn't mean you're ready to play me. You know it, I know it, everyone who's reading along to all of this knows it so why don't you take a step back to reconsider what you're doing before you embarrass yourself?
It might be a little late for that, actually, since... well. Here I am, already. At least try to make it worth my while this time. Last time turned out to be horrendously uneventful, and if there's one thing you should remember about me it's that I need certain... cravings to be filled.
It's sex. I'm talking about sex.
... oh, and about these keywords. I'm not sure who this "Phoenix" fellow is, but if he really does need a new suit I do know some people in the business.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Rewatching a few episodes doesn't mean you're ready to play me. You know it, I know it, everyone who's reading along to all of this knows it so why don't you take a step back to reconsider what you're doing before you embarrass yourself?
It might be a little late for that, actually, since... well. Here I am, already. At least try to make it worth my while this time. Last time turned out to be horrendously uneventful, and if there's one thing you should remember about me it's that I need certain... cravings to be filled.
It's sex. I'm talking about sex.
... oh, and about these keywords. I'm not sure who this "Phoenix" fellow is, but if he really does need a new suit I do know some people in the business.