On finding a game.

[giant_talking_egg]

So, you've finally decided to let me out into the world and let my intellect shine, eh? Well it's about time, Mundane! Honestly, I was wondering when you would finally let me out. And since you let me out, that would mean you have something devious planned in that little head of yours, don't you? Well, out with it!

...

Actually, don't. I'm sure whatever it is will be quite enjoyable and even more-so without that pesky hedgehog getting in my way.

PS: Change this blasted account name, would you? If you think it to be clever, then you might not be as intelligent as I first theorized.

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[minor_setback]

It really can be a pain when a pest keeps on interfering with plans. You should be glad that it isn't a worm who does it.

The Mun that I'm currently commanding will be sending me to Ink City in February. It's been a bore of a wait and I've punished him multiple times already, yet he insists to continue to wait.

[giant_talking_egg]

Indeed, it's been twenty long years dealing with the thorn in my side. Though I suppose it's cruel irony that mun pulls me from the point in time where I one up him.

[Sequel's not out yet, Eggy. Don't get too excited.]

Really? One of the others he has in his headspace had the same problem. Except when he finally got in the game, he ended up forgetting about the so-called "Activity Check" and was dropped.

Needless to say, none of his "muses" are confident in his abilities.

[Screw you, Doc.]

[minor_setback]

If my mun misses any activity check, that will be his last mistake. I'll set him up for reading of Twilight Yaoi until he dies.

[HE'S BLUFFING. PLEASE BE BLUFFING.]

Nonetheless, I believe my time in Ink City will be more productive and I hope I will be able to accomplish my goal.

[giant_talking_egg]

My, that sounds like a horrible and completely inhumane type of torture!

[Pause, then evil grin.]

My favorite type, of course. I like you already.

[Now the good doctor will raise an eyebrow.]

Plans? I trust you wish to make things a bit less dull, hmm?

[true_blue]

[Griiin.]

Without who, now?

...words cannot descirbe how much love I have for you right now. 1/3

[giant_talking_egg]

YOU!

[giant_talking_egg]

[Wait. Calm down, Eggman.]

Done.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well if it isn't Sonic, my dear old friend.

[true_blue]

So, is this a 'stalling for time' 'dear old friend', or the 'I'm warming up my orbital death ray' kind?

[giant_talking_egg]

Now Sonic, why would I go and spoil the surprise?

[spindash]

[Did somebody say pesky hedgehog?

Well, how about a pesky hedgehog who's trying not to laugh at Eggman's username? Pffft. That's hilarious.]

I thought the username was very clever. Eggman has no sense of humor.

[giant_talking_egg]

ANOTHER Sonic?

What is the meaning of this?

Eggman just can't appreciate the fine art of egg jokes.

[spindash]

[What's the meaning of it? Ha! There's no such thing as too many Sonics. He grins, pointing at himself with a thumb. It's like he's egging the Eggman on.

And without using words, too! That takes skill.]

He really can't. Also good on ya for playing a character that doesn't speak! I couldn't do it. ;W;

[giant_talking_egg]

Bah, no matter. My plans will continue, regardless.

Even you won't stop me now So-

[Pause.]

Wait. You look different somehow. Did you get your quills done?

[chaoscontrol]

I don't know. I think it suits you quite well, Doctor. [is that a smirk? Maybe]

[giant_talking_egg]

Feh, you of all people would find it to be humorous.

No matter. My plans will continue, awful username or not.

[chaoscontrol]

It's both accurate and descriptive.

Plans, Doctor?

[giant_talking_egg]

It's also incredibly annoying and only somewhat accurate.

[A smirk.]

Yes Shadow, plans. You should know me well enough by now. I always have a plan or two up my sleeve.

[reluctant_king]

I think the name fits perfectly, Dr. Eggman. And your intellect doesn't shine as much as it engulfs the light and covers everything in darkness.

[giant_talking_egg]

[A smirk.]

Flattery will get you nowhere.

And do I know you?

[reluctant_king]

Getting forgetful in your old age?

I'm Elias Acorn. Or do you not remember the King of the Freedom Fighters and New Mobotropolis?

[giant_talking_egg]

Hardly. I'm not one to forget a face.

[Putting his thinking face on, yes.]

The only one that rings a bell is Mobotropolis. Everything else doesn't sound familiar.

Are you sure it's me you're referring to? I've heard there's quite a few Robotniks running around the Multiverse.

[beattheoriginal]

[Oh, hey. He found the Doctor.]

They won't listen, master.

So happy right now~

[giant_talking_egg]

Ah Metal, there you are!

Anyway, you might be right. It seems these mundanes might be a bit thick in the head. Regardless, how is your own?

c:

[beattheoriginal]

Mundanes are... confusing.

Mine seems rather fond of me, but insists on throwing me into unpleasant situations.