On finding a game.

[giant_talking_egg]

So, you've finally decided to let me out into the world and let my intellect shine, eh? Well it's about time, Mundane! Honestly, I was wondering when you would finally let me out. And since you let me out, that would mean you have something devious planned in that little head of yours, don't you? Well, out with it!

...

Actually, don't. I'm sure whatever it is will be quite enjoyable and even more-so without that pesky hedgehog getting in my way.

PS: Change this blasted account name, would you? If you think it to be clever, then you might not be as intelligent as I first theorized.

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[minor_setback]

It really can be a pain when a pest keeps on interfering with plans. You should be glad that it isn't a worm who does it.

The Mun that I'm currently commanding will be sending me to Ink City in February. It's been a bore of a wait and I've punished him multiple times already, yet he insists to continue to wait.

[giant_talking_egg]

Indeed, it's been twenty long years dealing with the thorn in my side. Though I suppose it's cruel irony that mun pulls me from the point in time where I one up him.

[Sequel's not out yet, Eggy. Don't get too excited.]

Really? One of the others he has in his headspace had the same problem. Except when he finally got in the game, he ended up forgetting about the so-called "Activity Check" and was dropped.

Needless to say, none of his "muses" are confident in his abilities.

[Screw you, Doc.]

[minor_setback]

If my mun misses any activity check, that will be his last mistake. I'll set him up for reading of Twilight Yaoi until he dies.

[HE'S BLUFFING. PLEASE BE BLUFFING.]

Nonetheless, I believe my time in Ink City will be more productive and I hope I will be able to accomplish my goal.

[giant_talking_egg]

My, that sounds like a horrible and completely inhumane type of torture!

[Pause, then evil grin.]

My favorite type, of course. I like you already.

[Now the good doctor will raise an eyebrow.]

Plans? I trust you wish to make things a bit less dull, hmm?

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat smiles back.]

Torture is one of my favorite hobbies. My other favorite is something along of the complete destruction of the universe. That blasted earthworm keeps on getting lucky enough to thwart my plans every time.

...But since he's not where I'm going, I will be unopposed.

[true_blue]

[Griiin.]

Without who, now?

[giant_talking_egg]

I myself prefer to rule over things rather than destroy them, but to each his own, I suppose.

Still...can't make a world domination flavored cake without cracking a few eggs.

...words cannot descirbe how much love I have for you right now. 1/3

[giant_talking_egg]

YOU!

[giant_talking_egg]

[Wait. Calm down, Eggman.]

Done.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well if it isn't Sonic, my dear old friend.

[minor_setback]

Indeed.

World domination, hmm? Why, I'm already the ruler of my own planet.

[true_blue]

So, is this a 'stalling for time' 'dear old friend', or the 'I'm warming up my orbital death ray' kind?

[giant_talking_egg]

Really? Glad to see some of my fellow brothers in villainy doing well for themselves.

If it wasn't for that wretched hedgehog, I would have enough firepower to conquer the planet several times over.

[giant_talking_egg]

Now Sonic, why would I go and spoil the surprise?

[true_blue]

Eh, it was worth a shot. [Beat.] So is this impending doom coming soon? I've got some chili cooking.

[Hey, this is the same guy who can't wait three minutes in Sonic CD...]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat unsheathes his claws. They're very long. And very sharp.]

I have ways to deal with pests that are very painful to them.

[giant_talking_egg]

[And Eggman pulls a lever in his Eggmobile, causing a rather large laser canon to come out of the floating vehicle.]

As do I, sadly my opponent tends to be quick on his feet. Dreadfully hard to get in a good shot.

[minor_setback]

Then get in bad shots intentionally in part of a bigger plan to hinder him. Make the floor crumble beneath him, kidnap his loved ones one by one to mentally break him, you know, the usual.

Eggy here's a new muse, hope I don't fail too badly.

[giant_talking_egg]

Well, nothing you should be terrified of just yet, bbbuuuttt I have quite the plan in mind once I get into the so-called "game".

[giant_talking_egg]

Sadly, I've done all of those things multiple times.

He's quite the resourceful little rodent, I've found.

[minor_setback]

Hmm... Maybe... Perhaps something a lot more subtle? Lottery cards that turn people into mind-controlled minions? Rat poison that turns people into rats in boyscout cookies?

[giant_talking_egg]

I think I've got him this time for sure!

He was in a airship and I shot it down with him and all his friends in it. If the impact from said height at said velocity doesn't kill him, then the explosion caused by it should.

Then again...I've miscalculated before...

[No, it's just that Sonic hacks.]

[minor_setback]

Hmm, even if he does survive, that would hurt him quite a bit. He'd have to be very lucky to survive, though.

If he does survive, I have a tip to aid in his defeat: Get out of the heat for a while and just analyze the hedgehog's needs, wants, fears, desires, everything. Gain mastery of his mind and you'll be able to use it against him.

[spindash]

[Did somebody say pesky hedgehog?

Well, how about a pesky hedgehog who's trying not to laugh at Eggman's username? Pffft. That's hilarious.]

[chaoscontrol]

I don't know. I think it suits you quite well, Doctor. [is that a smirk? Maybe]