Sup all y'all who have the TF2 tag on watch! ♥

[spyper]

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

I am bored.

Still.

This is not to be! I thought you had plans for me? What happened to those?

Oh. I am not 'real' enough to be placed anywhere? Well, I feel quite real!

[Cracks his neck.]

Oy! Piker! Yeah, YOU. Find somewhere decent t'put me, or else I'll make sure yer head'll turn to a fine

RED

MIST.

[Grins.]

Au revoir!

Comments

It's like you're speaking to us. I just know it.

[hasstandards]

That costume ain't fooling anyone, you know.

8D

[spyper]

What costume?

[He looks really happy to be asking that, for some reason.]

[hasstandards]

That one. Nobody in their right mind is gonna believe you're a Sniper.

[spyper]

But I am not a Sniper.

I am Spyper.

[hasstandards]

[Unamused. Let him show you how much he is.]

... Spyper.

[spyper]

Yes.

[hasstandards]

[Eye-rolling goes here.]

And just what is that?

[force_a_nature]

So then they're dead. What then?

[spyper]

Then, boy --

Then they will go through respawn and have learned their lesson!

HONHONHONHON~

[force_a_nature]

Sure, that's one way. I got people tellin' me though that these muns? Not like what we're used to.

[spyper]

Yes, exactly, my slightly dim-witted friend.

[Spyper places emphasis on 'friend,' since you are not his friend. You are RED.

RED is vile.]

[force_a_nature]

No, not exactly, Chucklenuts. Means you go around blowin' them up, they don't come back.

[spyper]

Oh, but they do!

They have a respawn just like we do.

[force_a_nature]

...

Who toldcha that? Intel I got says they're kind of squishy, if y'know what I mean.

[spyper]

Where did you get this Intel?

[force_a_nature]

Well, you know, from my mun..

But she's not a BLU so I trust them more.

[spyper]

I see.

[Cracks his neck.]

I'm gonna carve you a new cakehole, ya bloody mongrel!

[Aaaand cracks his neck again.]

A-hem.

My apologies for that sudden outburst.

[force_a_nature]

[Riiiiiight. That's just going to bring up a single step back. Just a step. Not reaching for a weapon or anything at all. Nope.]

Sure sure. Apology... Y'know, not even sayin' that. Okay then.

[ragdolls]

IT LOOKS LIKE DUMMKOPFFEST.

HA HA HA HA HA OH HO HO HO HO.

oh god this post

[spyper]

[Spyper is confused.

But don't let that stop him from laughing too!]

HONHONHON!

[Snorts]

A-HONHONHONHON

You raaaaang?

[not_onyourside]

[STARE.]

sup!

[spyper]

Bonjour, my rouge wearing friend.

[Stares back.]

This is going to break Spy's brain.

[not_onyourside]

Bonjour.

What are you wearing?

Excellent!

[spyper]

[Slight pause.]

Clothing.

[not_onyourside]

I can see zhat! Why are you dressed like zhe bushman?

[overdosing]

Did you and Sniper get fused together going through the teleporter again?

[ENGINEER REALLY NEEDS TO FIX THAT. what a lazy ass.]

[spyper]

[Blinks.]

No.

I am Spyper.

I live in a camper van.

[sentryslinger]

Spy, don't you know better than to steal Sniper's uniform? The man's gonna throw a fit if he finds out you've been wearin' it.

[spyper]

Bonjour, Engineer! I have not seen you in quite some time.

You should know that I am not a Spy, and this is not Sniper's uniform.

[sentryslinger]

You care to explain what it is, then?

[spyper]

What am am wearing?

My clothes. What I always wear!

[sentryslinger]

As much I never thought I'd see you without one of your fancy suits, you'd better go on and get changed before Sniper finds out.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*True to Engie's prediction here is Sniper. Looking like he might throw a fit.*

[spyper]

[Griiiiins.]

Bonjour!

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't you grin at me! Get that hat off yer head before I turn ya into a rug.