She wants to kill me because of a certain comic

[queentakesknight]

Each time I must demand you to cease your laughter, I'll only make your death that much more agonizing.

(She doesn't say those words with much passion, as if they were burned out. The comic in question makes Chrysalis facehoof each time she glances at it.)

...try not to think too hard on this, mundane; you'll hurt yourself.

Comments

1/?

[friendyousohard]

One hundred and seventy three new hatched Changelings.

2/?

[friendyousohard]

One hundred and seventy three new hatched Changelings?

3/4

[friendyousohard]

One hundred and seventy three new hatched Changelings!?

Done

[friendyousohard]

I'm going to go be ill for a moment.

That made me giggle.

[queentakesknight]

...that's what you're taking away from the comic? Really?

Glad to amuse!

[friendyousohard]

Given that the implication was that my brother was involved in their conception, I don't see how that's a surprise.

...threadjacks

[princess_luna]

I would have thought thou wouldst me more concerned with his attempt to shuffle himself off the mortal coil.

[friendyousohard]

Well you see, Princess, that's something that can be stopped. Him apparently having children with her, on the other hand...

[queentakesknight]

Perhaps you should focus more on how willing he was to being married to Cadence and myself.

[friendyousohard]

I am desperately clinging to the idea that that was an attempt at a joke.

... He's tried to be humorous at worse times.

[gypsy_portals]

Oooh! A soap opera! I dunno about you, but I love Neighs Of Our Lives!

[all the popcorn.gif up ons]

[queentakesknight]

...I suppose that's the best way to describe it, though I still don't understand why my mun is beginning to "ship" Shining Armor and myself.

[gypsy_portals]

Oh, that's easy. It's a classic tale! The gallant hero versus the mighty evil wizard! So devoted they are to defeating each other, they don't realize that devotion is deeper than any love!

Plus, you know, your journal name is an innuendo.

[queentakesknight]

That's ridiculous. And absolutely nothing like anything between Shining Armor and myself.

...what's so wrong with my journal name?

[gypsy_portals]

...Except you pretended to be his girlfriend for goodness knows how long.

Let's just say that it could be implied that you're, ahhn... 'taking' him.

[queentakesknight]

Have you not heard of a facade before? That's all it was: a facade.

(Give her some time to process that...

...

...lightbulb!)

...let it be known that I am in no way drawn to Shining Armor. Especially not in the manner that would involve me "taking" him.

[princess_luna]

...Wha-? [Give her a moment... All of her wat. ALL of it.]

What devilry is this!?

[queentakesknight]

This...(How to go about this while being menacing...hmm...)

...this is your precious captain of the royal guard.

[princess_luna]

...Of course it is. Do I look to be blind?

[queentakesknight]

You're the one who asked, dear Luna; why don't you tell me the answer to that?

[jack_you_up]

Mun, Ah know what yer thinkin'.

An' that ain't canon no matter what yer head says.

[queentakesknight]

Mine is almost wishing for it to be canon, if only for the sake of his "shipping," which will only get him killed if he keeps this up.

[jack_you_up]

Ah wouldn't talk about forced love if Ah were you, since ya tried that at t'weddin, when ya drained Twi's brother like a sponge, and nearly got everypony killed.

[queentakesknight]

Ah, yes...that was quite enjoyable, wasn't it? The best part was watching all of you lose faith in her when you didn't believe her. She cried many, many enjoyable tears when you all left the room.

[jack_you_up]

I betcha would like that t'most ya two faced snake.