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[theamazingchocolatier]

[The chocolatier is as calm and cool as ever despite not knowing his surroundings.]

How quaint.

[...Is all he says about this situation.]

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Re: you are just awesome.

[theamazingchocolatier]

It's a pleasure to meet you.

[Wonka shakes his hand in return.]

[whiskywolf]

So, uh... Your mun explained that you'll come across weirdos like me who'll know you?

[theamazingchocolatier]

Indeed he did. I am well-known here as well, it seems.

[whiskywolf]

Probably more than you know, Mr. Wonka, sir.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Oh? Enlighten me, then.

[whiskywolf]

Well, you're kinda from a very popular book and movie. I reckon most people'll recognise you, at least.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Movie?

[Remembers the incident with Mike Teavee and smirks slightly]

Is that a tad ironic?

[whiskywolf]

Straight from the movie and into your mun's head. Just like if it was done by Television.

[Yep, he remembers.]

[theamazingchocolatier]

Ah, so you know about that too.

[whiskywolf]

I, uh... Watched the movie religiously when I was a wee lad. Was kind of an obsession, really.

[theamazingchocolatier]

I see. Well, it's good to know that I'm... well-known.

[whiskywolf]

Are you bloody kidding? Your stories with Charlie are some of the most-loved kids books.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Well, that is simply amazing. Who wrote these books?

[whiskywolf]

Guy called Roald Dahl. You're one of his creations, sorta like how I'm my mun's.

[theamazingchocolatier]

How... interesting. Is it possible for characters in a book to spring to life?

[He looks down at himself]

...I suppose it must be.

[whiskywolf]

Probably as possible as someone inventing an everlasting gobstopper.

[theamazingchocolatier]

[He smiles]

Speaking of which, I'll need to get a factory running here...

[whiskywolf]

Hey, uh... You want some help? I'm pretty good with heavy lifting.

[theamazingchocolatier]

...Are there any Oompa Loompas here?

[whiskywolf]

Unless another mun makes a journal for 'em, I'm afraid not, sir.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Hm. This is strange.

[whiskywolf]

What is?

[theamazingchocolatier]

The fact that there seem to be no Oompa Loompas. Well, I'll have to press on and let humans work in my factory.

[whiskywolf]

And I'll be applying.

[Working in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Childhood dream come true! He's sure the police force'll understand.]

If that's okay with you, sir.

[theamazingchocolatier]

It's quite all right.

[He seems to be in thought for a moment]

I do hope you won't be giving my secrets away to competitors, though.