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[theamazingchocolatier]

[The chocolatier is as calm and cool as ever despite not knowing his surroundings.]

How quaint.

[...Is all he says about this situation.]

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[cant_you_see]

Willy Wonka?!

[Okay there is a bit of shock, he didn't expect to see the candy man of all people here.]

[theamazingchocolatier]

Why, hello there.

[After a little wave, Wonka tips his hat]

[blueberried]

Mister Wonka?! [It's been a while since she's seen you! She's not sure if she's happy about this.]

Don't expect your mun to care. [Just another authority figure ignoring what she cares about.]

[theamazingchocolatier]

[Wonka glances down at the girl, remembering her moment of transformation into a blueberry and telling the Oompa Loompas to squeeze the juice out of her.]

Hello there.

[He tips his hat, really hoping she's stopped that awful chewing.]

[whiskywolf]

Well, I'll be.

Hah. This place is full of bloody surprises.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Excuse me?

[Wonka tips his hat in greeting, unsure of what he means.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ She phased through the 4th wall, opting to rest on the hole she made. Have chin hands. ] Isn't it~?

[theamazingchocolatier]

...Indeed it is. Who are you, might I ask?

You amazing and glorious person you, I'm squealing on this side of the computer. Jsyk.

[elfling_prince]

What might be so quaint about it?

Re: You amazing and glorious person you, I'm squealing on this side of the computer. Jsyk.

[theamazingchocolatier]

Well, for one thing I don't know just where I am.

My mun failed to mention just where I am, you see.

[oakenshield]

If I may so ask, what pray tell is so "quaint" about being at the whim of another?

[ Look down, Mr. Wonka. There's a very important dwarf gazing up at you in mild interest. He's the King Under the Mountain and happens to be one of the many royal descendants of Lord Durin the Deathless. ]

[theamazingchocolatier]

[Wonka's first thought is of Oompa Loompas when he sees the dwarf. But, he won't mention that just yet.]

Well, it's never happened before. It's quaint enough, I should think.

[medusa_on_wheels]

...I suppose I should have expected to see you eventually, but this is still...

[And her mun can stop bouncing anytime now.]

[theamazingchocolatier]

This is still.... What?

[He smiles slightly]

[paterpeacock]

[In this thread- a man wearing a white robe with golden trim, a stuffed albino peacock slung around his neck as a boa and sporting a monocle.]

Quite.

[And he must admit, that IS one devilishly stylish coat you have there.]

[theamazingchocolatier]

[Well, here's a stylish man. Wonka likes the monocle and thinks he should get one himself.]

Why, hello there. Just who might you be?

[sailorlaughter]

Oooh, are you NEW? [Ceiling Pony watches you arrive!] Welcome to dear_mun! It's totally not nearly as bad as everyone says it is! Here, have a cupcake!

[theamazingchocolatier]

[A talking horse! There's something Wonka never expected to see here. He takes the cupcake]

Thank you. Who might you be?

[truffulacide]

[THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CREEPY.]

I guess that's one way to put it.

[theamazingchocolatier]

So it is. Who are you?

[Holds out his hand for a handshake]

[heartisabattleground]

I think it's pretty neat. You get to meet a whole bunch of new people and new friends.

[theamazingchocolatier]

That's an optimistic attitude you have there.

I am Willy Wonka. You are...?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Personally I think it's lacking that...chaotic touch.

[theamazingchocolatier]

How so?

[He's a bit surprised at the dragon, but it's also amazing to see one. He doesn't seem amazed, though.]

[rrbando_rambo]

[This little chipmunk has never been happier!]

Willy Wonka is here too!? Does that mean there's a chocolate factory nearby?

[Because if there were, Dale was totally on board to obtain some. Chocolate is his favorite thing in the whole universe.]