→ mun was totally into torturing him once upon a time

[starkreactor]

No.

I am not your genie in a bottle. You can't just rub me a little and all your dreams and wishes will come true. You bailed, I got a free ticket out of that cozy hell-hole you created for two. You and your 'friend' missed your chance. So bite me, go find another guy to poke and prod with sticks, it's not me, I'm not going anywhere.

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[compromisedarrow]

Problems?

[efficacy]

That probably only encouraged them.

[starkreactor]

Nothing a well aimed insult can't deal with.

[starkreactor]

Pepper. Pepper. Can't you drum up some form that states I can't be told what to do by an omniscient hack on any day ending in a y.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, if you want, I can try and lodge an arrow in their ass.

[starkreactor]

You say the sweetest things, Agent. I'm all a quiver. [ Ha, puns. ]

[compromisedarrow]

Nothing but a bit of stark realism to help someone out.

[starkreactor]

Touché. I feel like we've hit a connection but it's too early in our relationship for the Cupid road.

[compromisedarrow]

I like to think more 'angel of death' than Cupid.

[efficacy]

I can sure try if it would make you feel any better. I just get the feeling these people aren't in any way or manner swayed by legalese.

[starkreactor]

Well, my life is over.

[ Maybe he should just get superbly drunk. ]

[starkreactor]

Awh, but I've already gotten Pepper to order the tacky little wings.

[compromisedarrow]

I can easily stick an arrow in your ass, Stark.

[efficacy]

Don't say that, Tony. [ Too soon, okay. :c ] Are they really planning on sending you someplace awful?

[starkreactor]

You have a serious fixation there, Barton.

[starkreactor]

[ He's sorry. ]

Uh. No. I mean she's looking. The last place was like handbasket and hell variety. So I don't exactly trust her insight.

[compromisedarrow]

You know how painful it is to not be able to sit, Stark?

[starkreactor]

Nope. But hey, please spare me the gorey details. I'm all for being open-minded but if you can't sit after, you need to have a safe word.

[compromisedarrow]

[Blank look, Tony. Blank look.]

[efficacy]

Right. That seems to be going around. The looking, I mean.

[nerd_bot]

I do not understand. Why would a missed chance be equivalent to one person biting another?

[starkreactor]

Have you and Pepper been hanging out? You've both got that whole stand and glare thing down.

[starkreactor]

Kicking up a fuss totally works for me though. Right. Right? Because I mean, I have stuff to do. I can't just up and leave to some freaking game.

[starkreactor]

Uh, it's an expression buddy.

[nerd_bot]

Oh, right. An expression and not literal. Of course.

[Have a bad poker face, Tony.]