voice test: Make him go away please. (thinking of ryansgulch)

[outburstsofrage]

Why won't I go away? Why won't I go away? Because I'm six different kinds of grade-A quality that's why. Because ladies love a guy with a baseball bat. Look at the Babe. Everybody loves the babe. Which is obviously why everybody likes me too. Maybe I can't play ball in the leagues but I sure as heck can crack a few. [No Eddie. No no no no. Stop. He grins. Slightly sadistically before turning serious.]

...'sides nobody else gets it. You gotta fight for what you need in this world and it's either do what I do or end up sleepin' in a box on the corner of fifth and lex. You've been there. You know what that's like.

[He'll just casually tap his knee with the bat.] ...So...what we're ditching the gang? [snort] For some city under the water. Yeah right, I'll believe it when I see it.

...What nobody's goin? It's just gonna be me? You sure you couldn't convince somebody to drag DB along? At least for laughs.

Or Sally. [Is that a note of sly in his voice?] Sal'd be great under the sea. Nite Owl maybe if he pulled the stick out of his ass and learned to loosen up a bit. Everybody else? Dump um'.

Comments

[pinup]

I don't think I'd do so well underwater, Eddie.

[CREEP]

My hair would be a mess.

Eddie no don't make that joke. D:

[outburstsofrage]

[Stupid arrogant cocky 16 year old face is go.] It's not actually under water. It's in this bubble city, like blowin' bubblegum except there's this whole place in it. Supposed to be a lot of work for costumed crime fighters.

[Plasmids, mutant freaks, he's excited.] 'sides, you'd look good anyway it came. Dry, wet..

with jokes like that somebody's going to toss him out of a window one day.

[pinup]

I prefer dry.

[AIN'T HAVING ANY OF YOUR SHIT NO SIREE

although she does coyly...fluff her hair a little bit because ~oooh attention oooh~]

A city underwater doesn't sound like much fun anyway. Where would you go? Boy like you'd probably go crazy not being able to go anywhere, an' I doubt it's as fun as New York.

What do you call a flying 16 year old?..

[outburstsofrage]

[Yes good that means you like him pretty lady because you are paying attention t ohim clearly.]

It's the same size an' shape as New York apparently. Just like a little mini Manhattan. And it's supposed to be really pretty.

New York's always going to be there man. I' figured I'd go visit and then maybe take a break. you know. Go wherever the winds take me.