Edward Blake [The Comedian] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-09-05 11:39 pm
outburstsofrage) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-05 11:39 pm
voice test: Make him go away please. (thinking of ryansgulch)
Why won't I go away? Why won't I go away? Because I'm six different kinds of grade-A quality that's why. Because ladies love a guy with a baseball bat. Look at the Babe. Everybody loves the babe. Which is obviously why everybody likes me too. Maybe I can't play ball in the leagues but I sure as heck can crack a few. [No Eddie. No no no no. Stop. He grins. Slightly sadistically before turning serious.]
...'sides nobody else gets it. You gotta fight for what you need in this world and it's either do what I do or end up sleepin' in a box on the corner of fifth and lex. You've been there. You know what that's like.
[He'll just casually tap his knee with the bat.] ...So...what we're ditching the gang? [snort] For some city under the water. Yeah right, I'll believe it when I see it.
...What nobody's goin? It's just gonna be me? You sure you couldn't convince somebody to drag DB along? At least for laughs.
Or Sally. [Is that a note of sly in his voice?] Sal'd be great under the sea. Nite Owl maybe if he pulled the stick out of his ass and learned to loosen up a bit. Everybody else? Dump um'.
...'sides nobody else gets it. You gotta fight for what you need in this world and it's either do what I do or end up sleepin' in a box on the corner of fifth and lex. You've been there. You know what that's like.
[He'll just casually tap his knee with the bat.] ...So...what we're ditching the gang? [snort] For some city under the water. Yeah right, I'll believe it when I see it.
...What nobody's goin? It's just gonna be me? You sure you couldn't convince somebody to drag DB along? At least for laughs.
Or Sally. [Is that a note of sly in his voice?] Sal'd be great under the sea. Nite Owl maybe if he pulled the stick out of his ass and learned to loosen up a bit. Everybody else? Dump um'.