On the mun turning the muse into a fluffy fluff boy

[sothis_rising]

I was waiting to find out how long it took till you realized you'd gotten me all mucked up. Good thing Lil's Mun asked that question or I'd still be fluffing those bloody cravats and kissing everyone's arse.

(It wasn't that bad.)

Yeah, you weren't on the receiving end of it. Moons could have overtaken me. That's not on the cards here no one dominates Sirius Black. Oh, and you bunked up the relationship too doll. Let's work on making that a little less balled and a little more hard punk. Yeah I plan to spend the rest of my ruddy life with the bloke, I've always assumed we'd all be together, but that doesn't mean I have to go and say it. Especially not first. Rems is a good woman, he'll figure it out without you spelling it out for him using my ruddy voice, so stop it. Right, yeah, I know what you're going to say. I don't care. I don't adjust to them, they adjust to me. That's how I am and they can all suck my (Omitted for inappropriate words) if they don't like it. We clear woman? I don't want to have this talk again.

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[werewolfoflondon]

I was enjoying it, thanks.

[sothis_rising]

You would. You're like one of those washer women in Greece who does laundry and reads romance novels all day.

(I have nothing to so with this sick perception of the world.)

[werewolfoflondon]

Keep implying that I'm a woman. No, really. I don't mind it at all. And then see how much of my arse you ever see again.

[sothis_rising]

You can't resist me Remus. We both know I'm damn irresistible. After all, who kissed whom?

And yes, I did make sure it was grammatically correct just for you.

[Yes Remus, he's blowing you kisses.]

[werewolfoflondon]

Mm. [You see this, Sirius? This is Remus. Unconvinced.] You think you're irresistible.

[sothis_rising]

Don't make me sing baby.

[He'll up the ante to lewd gestures with his tongue]

[werewolfoflondon]

As if you could carry a tune.

[Tsun tsun tsun tsun.]

[sothis_rising]

It's not the tune you should be worrying about love.

[And now his fingers are getting involved in those gestures.]

[werewolfoflondon]

What then? Pitch?

[N- nope. This book is far too interesting for him to be watching your rude and completely arousing gestures, Sirius.]

[sothis_rising]

Think harder muffin top.

[Well now he's board with it so he's going to flop in a chair and have a cigarette. Did I mention he's turning the music up really loud? Good luck reading Remus.]

[werewolfoflondon]

[You might have better luck with the book, Sirius. Seeing as it is now flying toward your face with alarming speed. Who would have imagined books could be so aerodynamic? Certainly not Remus, who seems to have regretted the decision as soon as he chucked it, and is watching in something half-way to horror.

Are things moving in slow motion?]

[sothis_rising]

[He does try to dodge, he really does, but in the end he just manages to get his shoulder clipped by the book because he's cackling too hard at Remus's violent reaction. He's so easy to gone.]

See now, don't you just wish my mouth was otherwise engaged?

[werewolfoflondon]

[Remus' brow lifts, and he simply stares at Sirius, as if inviting suggestions. Go on, Sirius. Dazzle the boy with your creativity.]

[sothis_rising]

[Oh hell no. Remus already knows what Sirius can do with his mouth, and tongue, over those scars, and on that neck. OH! And there's the teeth too. Remember Remus, Sirius does enjoy biting. In fact, he'll remind you of that right now by chomping his teeth together for you before he picks up your book, settled in his chair and pretends to be reading it while smoking his cigarette.]

[werewolfoflondon]

[Remus' eyes narrow, almost imperceptibly. Damnit, but he's forgotten that Sirius has some not-inconsiderable skill. Skill in subtly -- so very subtly -- lining all the pieces up exactly where he wants them to be.

Damnit, why is he so good at this?

As Sirius is not actually reading that book, he will probably notice Remus slinking over to him. Only to knock everything out of his hands and slip into his lap instead.]

[sothis_rising]

[Which is exactly what he planned to happen at the end of this exchange. He's gotten everything he wants without having to give up a thing.

Sirius rubs his hands over Remus's thighs and nips his neck playfully.]

Good boy.

[werewolfoflondon]

[Remus cuffs him lightly on the side of the head.]

Stop that. I'm not your plaything.

[sothis_rising]

[Pulls him into a deep kiss.]

Everything's my plaything. You're just my favorite.

[He's going to nibble on your jawbone now.]

[werewolfoflondon]

I swear Pads, you get more charming every day.

[Remus rolls his eyes, in spite of the little shiver that takes him as he tips his head back.]

[sothis_rising]

I'd say I try, but I don't.

[He can feel that shiver run over Remus and it's ever so encouraging. He'll graze his teeth over Remus's neck now.]

[werewolfoflondon]

That, Pads, is quite obvious.

[The way Remus' back tenses is entirely too telling, and the fingers that had been steadily sinking into Sirius' hair suddenly tighten to fists and pull.]

[hatesthemoon]

Dominate? Really? [ He's just tilting his head at Sirius. Does he need to her your kinks secret crush. Hot boy. old friend?]

[sothis_rising]

Yeah. I'm pretty certain you could have shoved me against a wall if you wanted to and I would have just thanked my damn lucky stars for it.

[hatesthemoon]

Really now? You were always the one shoving me against walls. I just assumed that was the way you liked it.

It's...certainly a interesting idea Pads.. [ He can't help but blush a little, ducking his head slightly.]

[sothis_rising]

That's my point! A bloke like me shouldn't be the one getting thrown against walls like that. I should be the one doing the throwing. Stupid bird's got some sort of crack up going with the way she was writing me.

[He scoffs just thinking about it.]

Really, who has ever known me of all people to keep my bloody hands to myself. If I'm gonna date someone then my hands have probably been down their pants by the first date. Especially if it's you.

[(Please excuse him. He doesn't realize that not ever Remus Lupin is dating a Sirius Black.]