(Ω) voice testing

[futureleader]

Heh, "Avengers, Assemble!" and "X-Men, Let's go!" are both fucking lame. But, I guess it boils down to everything, and everyone and their mom, being some sort of big joke to the system. Society's just going to happily accept team loser and team dork's protection and proceed to walk all over them. You know? The whole "save my ass because I've got insurance on my ass!" Pathetic.

So what team are you? Me? I could fucking care less. 'Cause if I lead a team, we wouldn't have any lame catch phrase.

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[futureleader]

That's because you're in the levels of heroism or whatever they're calling it nowadays. You aren't the one wanting mutants dead now, are you?

[actuallyjewish]

No? That would be pretty dumb, since, you know. I kind of am a mutant. Who are you even talking about, though? I mean, a lot of people hate mutants.

[futureleader]

It was a rhetorical question, dumbass.

Look, all I'm saying is. All those mutant haters? They're better off dead. They're the kind of people who spit in your face any old day but come running to you at the first sight of danger. And why? Because they don't want to die but wow forbid it if you're different from the standards set by society.

[actuallyjewish]

Whatever.

Look, I agree that bigotry is like. The worst thing ever? But I don't think mutant haters are actually better off dead. But that kind of hypocrisy does suck.

[futureleader]

When have they ever contributed anything decent to society?

To use their own logic, they're better off dead if they aren't useful.

[actuallyjewish]

You know murdering people who aren't "useful" is getting pretty dangerously close to Nazi territory, right?

[futureleader]

Oh, so now I'm the Nazi? I'm the Nazi for crying foul on the humans who want us all dead?

[actuallyjewish]

Uhhh, no. I'm just saying that we can't stoop to their level. Like, they're all assholes and they probably suck as people, but it's not right to talk about killing them.

[futureleader]

No need to when they're scared of us already. Their own stupidity will be the end of them one of these days.

[actuallyjewish]

...Right. Okay. I mean, I'd prefer to like. Bring about change with good PR and good legislation, but. Whatever.

[futureleader]

Have you seen the jokes that are in office? They aren't going to pass fair legislation. They'd rather we all watch cat videos all day and not make fun of their pizza is a vegetable law or question their authority!!

[actuallyjewish]

I didn't say they were any good. My friend Patriot is more, you know. Political than I am. I mean, not that I'm not, but. His name is Patriot.

[futureleader]

If he's political he probably has dirt on him. Every politician does.

[actuallyjewish]

Dude, he's like my age. I said he was political, not that he was a politician.

I'd totally vote for him, though. If I could vote.

[futureleader]

And you're saying people our age aren't clean? Funny, because, I remember you wagging your finger at me only a second ago.

I wouldn't vote for anyone. The only people who are actually going to get things done are the people willing to, oh I don't know, do things?

[actuallyjewish]

I didn't say he wasn't clean, I said he wasn't a politician. Not that he isn't clean.

If you don't vote when you can, you don't have any right to complain about what's going on in Washington. I realize that a lot of the time voting is ind of a joke, but still. You have to do whatever you can.

[futureleader]

Well you were sure quick to defend him when I said politicians have dirt on them.

Maybe I'll just vote to throw away a vote.

[actuallyjewish]

No, I just said that he wasn't a politician. Because he's not, he's a superhero.

If by throwing away a vote you mean voting for the opposite of what you want, that's really stupid.

[futureleader]

Superheroes can be politicians. It's just technically frowned upon.

Who says I'd vote for the opposite of what I want? Maybe what I want isn't the one in the lead anyways. But you know? People will vote one or two options just because everyone else is doing it. And in some countries they have the option of "None of the Above".