poor neglected baby needs attention

[tenderrumptestified]

wow, way to start with some serious bullshit.
gotta introduce me with a little more finesse than that.
i mean god fucking dammit who the hell even wants to bother with a journal title like that?
no one.
the answer is fucking no one, unless they're looking for some needy bitches.
bro strider is not a needy bitch, end of story.

no but seriously.
way to leave me in this shitty deadspace.
when are we getting back into another game?
anyone who feels me, holla.
or something less lame.

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[gentleman_thief]

A little more finesse would be nice but I believe anyone who knows who you are will discredit you for something your mun did.

[tenderrumptestified]

ain't about that.
man, you don't get it.
obviously you haven't heard of me.
bro strider?
i deserve an introduction of trumpets, paraded by winged smuppets.
bitches better recognize.

anyways yo sup.
feeling me on the dead zone thing?

[gentleman_thief]

You don't always get the entrance you deserve. I am aware of who you are.

I've certainly been stuck not doing much either.

Ah though I do believe I should introduce myself.

[He offered out his hand.]

My name is Trilby.

[thoughtandflow]

...
SO TH1S 1S TH3 4LM1GHTY BRO

[tenderrumptestified]

damn right.
you've just stumbled upon the ultimate strider.
hope you came prepared.
this shit can get pretty intense. not everyone can handle me.
lemme know if you feel too weak.
got a speed dial to the specialty clinic for cases like yours, baby.

in other news, sup troll girl.

[thoughtandflow]

1 W1LL 4DM1T TH3R3 1S 4 C3RT41N W34K3SS TO MY L1MBS 4T F1N4LLY R3C13V1NG TH3 HONOUR OF 4N 4UD13NC3
BUT TH4T M1GHT 4LSO JUST B3 TH3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3
H4RD TO T3LL W1TH TH3 MOR3 D3L1C1OUS COLOURS
4LMOST MISTOOK YOU FOR OR4NG3 D4V3

[coddlebrand]

The almighty Bro.
Yes I've heard of you and I dare say needy, negligent...all seem to be befitting adjectives.

[tenderrumptestified]

whoah.
back the fuck up there.

do i know you?
jesus christ, i am pretty sure that's a positive no.
and i wasn't aware i had contacted 1-800-bitchhotline.

[coddlebrand]

What a feisty fellow.
Do you kiss your mother with such a mouth?