can't get him out of my head

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I haven't the time to be flattered, and I haven't the naivete to be grateful. You muns don't do anything for free, and what you do do would make Unicron blush.

This piteous selection of icons is encouraging, though. You don't seem all that dedicated. I suppose I can expect to get back to the work that really matters within a couple of megacycles.

...what is a "meme"?

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Ehhh. Well, now. I wouldn't say that...

I can't see how that plan could possibly go wrong! You have my complete and unconditional approval. Just let me know when you get started, in case you ...need cover fire.

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Really? That's mighty nice of you!

And ta think that everyone else is always sayin' what a no-good, dirty, rotten, low-life traitor you are!

[I mean, you are, but he means that in the nicest of ways, really.]

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In that case, I can see how--

Wait, who says that about me?

[heytheresugarbot]

[Whoops, shouldn't have said that.]

Uhhhhhhh

No... one?

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...In future, refrain from quoting yourself about me at me, partner.

[heytheresugarbot]

Waitaminute, it wasn't me who said that, I swears!

It was Bug-eyes! He's th' one always bad mouthin' you, partner.

[Don't be mad at him.]

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[grumbles to himself] That does sound like something he'd say.

In fact... I've heard him say things about you, as well. [THAT IS A LIE] We should mutually revenge ourselves on him, at some point, don't you think? Manners are so important in these uncertain times.

[heytheresugarbot]

What!

Why that two-faced scoundrel is gonna get what's a comin' for him! If anyone's gonna teach bug-face some manners, it'll be me for sure! Give him an ol' one-two if y'all know what I mean, and then some.

You gotcha self a deal, Spider-bot!

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Good, good. I'll dig up something from my lab to mimic a Maximal distress frequency, and you can suggest to the wasp that a show of initiative in taking down a lone, wounded Maximal would reflect well on his service record. Once you have him alone, I leave it to your capable imagination, hm?