can't get him out of my head

[programmable]

I haven't the time to be flattered, and I haven't the naivete to be grateful. You muns don't do anything for free, and what you do do would make Unicron blush.

This piteous selection of icons is encouraging, though. You don't seem all that dedicated. I suppose I can expect to get back to the work that really matters within a couple of megacycles.

...what is a "meme"?

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[heytheresugarbot]

You know what Spider-bot? My mun keeps mentioning 'meems' too!

But as long as I get to kick some keisters on them, I don' really care what they are!

[viced]

I wouldn't be so sure with the icon thing, they start out with just a few, but it doesn't stop there, and neither does their attention.

[programmable]

Quickstrike. What a ...surprise.

In that case, you're welcome to go first.

[batmanta]

Well, color me surprised.

Spider.

[heytheresugarbot]

It's almost like you ain't happy to see me, Eight-legs.

And I ain't afraid of no 'meem'! You you watch, I'll kick that 'meem' where it hurts and make it beg for mercy!

[programmable]

Should I take that as a warning, or a threat?

And I've never met a primitive who could talk that eloquently.

[yeeeeees]

A meme, spider, is nothing more than a method for humans to keep themselves amused -- at, I must add, our expense.

[herodecoded]

Your presumptuousness is only matched by your insanity...

[viced]

More of a warning, but take it how you want. Oh, and watch who you're calling primitive, or I'll start showing you what my powers of negotiation sound like.

[programmable]

[UNSURE] What are you doing here?

[batmanta]

Kicks and giggles, clearly. Last I heard, you were blown up real well and we got ourselves a Tigerhawk.

[programmable]

[!!] Mighty Megatron! This is, an, an unexpected privilege. If I'd known you'd be here, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to leave.

There must be some way to turn these memes to our advantage.

[programmable]

Everyone keeps insisting that! I can't imagine why, heheheh.

We have more in common than you'd like to think, saurian.

[programmable]

Ehhh. Well, now. I wouldn't say that...

I can't see how that plan could possibly go wrong! You have my complete and unconditional approval. Just let me know when you get started, in case you ...need cover fire.

[programmable]

Negotiate? With you?

[CUE LAUGH]

Someone thinks highly of himself.

[programmable]

Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.

A shame I have no means of escaping this place. I could do well, on a new, reborn Cybertron. That is where you are, correct?

[batmanta]

I guess that all depends on whether or not you'd behave, Legs.

[programmable]

And if not?

[batmanta]

Then I guess I'll start plucking your legs off until you do.

[viced]

I have some pretty nice tricks up my sleeve, buddy. Generally, I have a reason for thinking that highly about myself.

[heytheresugarbot]

Really? That's mighty nice of you!

And ta think that everyone else is always sayin' what a no-good, dirty, rotten, low-life traitor you are!

[I mean, you are, but he means that in the nicest of ways, really.]

[programmable]

[hasty throat clearing] That won't be necessary.

Now. I have to ask you to leave, you're giving my mundane ideas. Go and, I don't know. Find Rampage, or - one of your other little pet projects.

[batmanta]

Rampage is dead. 'Course, you wouldn't know that, being blown up and all.

So I guess that leaves you, if you cause a fuss. So don't.

[herodecoded]

The only commonality we share is your spark on my sword.

[programmable]

In that case, I can see how--

Wait, who says that about me?