Headed to genosharpg

[sneezeslikeakitten]

Okay. Mun. Level with me here. Logically speaking it was only a matter of time before you finally caved in and posted with me. And I guess I should be saying thanks or something for that, right?

Right, so, thanks. I think. Anyway!

I just have one tiny problem.

Did you really have to give me such a dumb power? Seriously! There's what, a cornucopia of awesome and amazing superpowers that you could of pulled from and you gave me something like this?! It's like you're purposely trying to make my life miserable or something!

Wait, you are?

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[gogoghostpowers]

You act like you're actually surprised by that.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

I- Well- No! I mean, yes. I mean- [Sigh.]

I'm basically doomed, huh?

[gogoghostpowers]

Yyyyyyyup. Welcome to the club.

You might be here a while.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

Great. I guess it ....could be worse?

I'm supposed to be going to some kind of utopian country in the future or whatever. It can't be all that bad!

...I really should know better than to say that. That's like asking to be proven wrong.

[checky9urprivilege]

Excuse me, but you would do well to be more mindful of your language in the future. "Dumb" is both an ableist slur and perpetuates the myth that there is only one kind of intelligence that matters, which in and of itself is an ableist ideology. Furthermore, use of the word "logically" implies that logic is the end-all goal of sentient interaction, which is highly problematic as it devalues emotions, the arts, and so forth. I would also like to point out that using the word "cornucopia" in such a flippant manner is appropriative of the struggles the Native Americans underwent at the hands of the European invaders from the seventeenth century onward.

Please keep these things in mind in the future.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

What? You're kidding, right?

[checky9urprivilege]

I'm not. To suggest such a thing indicates that you haven't given much thought to your status as a relatively privileged manner of society.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

Uh... no? I'm not really following, dude.

[caesarcipher]

[A mischievous chuckle.]

Oh, don't speak so soon, my boy! You may have incredible potential far beyond what you already know.
The question is, are you willing to discover it?

[Yeeeah.... There's a tiny floating one-eyed pyramid with a top hat and bow tie talking to you, Dipper.
Um.
What do?]

[sneezeslikeakitten]

And what would you know about that?

[Suspicious squint. Wait- He has definitely seen something like you before.]

[caesarcipher]

[A smug look is returned - as much as a pyramid can look smug, anyway.]

What do I know?
Just about...
Only everything, young Dipper Pines.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

[That's pretty weird, dude.]

And you know my name. That's not creepy at all.

[And he pulls his book out from his vest.]

[clonejamming]

NYAHNYAH!

[DADDY!]

[sneezeslikeakitten]

[WHOA.]

Paper Jam Dipper! I- wow. I thought you got disintegrated?

[clonejamming]

NYEH NYAH NYEH NYAH NYEH

[He's don't know how he got melted, but he's sure glad to see you and he'll prove it with a hug.]

[sneezeslikeakitten]

[klandaSKJFDKLJSL Paper Jam hug oh man. This is a little awkward but he hugs him back the best he can.]

H-hey, its great to see you, too! Are you the only one?

[bringingemoback]

So let me guess, your "superpower" is sneezing your enemies into submission. Or maybe it's being so short that they mistake you for a garden gnome. Ha, yeah, I bet one of those is it.

[sneezeslikeakitten]

[Squints. Robbie. Two could play at this game.]

Wow, that hurts. That is such a great insult that I am going to go over here and cry about my choices in life. Yep.

So, uh. Does Wendy know you get your kicks out of picking on 12-year-olds or...?

[bringingemoback]

Probably. I mean, we spend enough time together. [Shrug. What, Robbie is completely non-discriminatory when it comes to bullying.]

Hey, I thought you said you were 13. Not that I believed it. I totally knew you were younger.

1/?

[dontsweaterit]

You're getting super powers? No way! What are they? WAIT!! Let me guess you're....you're...

2

[dontsweaterit]

Getting the power of EXPLOSIVE SWEAT

3

[dontsweaterit]

Wait, no, no. Not that. How aboooouuut. Detachable limbs so you can pull yourself apart and have bits of you walking or flying around.

4/5

[dontsweaterit]

Wait I got it!

5/5 no regrets

[dontsweaterit]

MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM PHYSIOLOGY!

Re: 5/5 no regrets

[sneezeslikeakitten]

No.