homeless and oh god what

[alsoallison]

Augh, come on, seriously? Like it isn't bad enough that everyone already makes fun of me for my password. I've changed it since then! Ask Stiles — or no, wait. Don't ask him. I don't want everyone to know that one too.

[ beat. he scratches the side of his neck thoughtfully before continuing: ]

You know, people never thought I'd plan anything either. So, I guess... don't be discouraged? Good things totally come from unplanned things all the time right?

[ Well, maybe not all unplanned things. But encouragement is encouragement! ]

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[burninhale]

Come on. You can't convince me Deaton didn't think that up. Obviously he gave you the mountain ash. Or, what, can you just order it online these days?

[alsoallison]

[ He'll just be side-eyeing you rn. Seeing Peter alive again isn't exactly a sight he's gotten used to yet. ]

I — I helped! [ ish. ] He just made it a little better. [ because Scott's whole plan probably consisted of oh my god EVIL GRANDPA MUST BE STOPPED ]

[burninhale]

[Side-eyeing is acceptable and expected. It's like feeding ducks, Scott. He'll never go away if you keep this up.]

I knew it. Wow, that was a nasty plan. I mean that admiringly.

[alsoallison]

[ He can't help it. Peter's a little hard to ignore and Scott's never been that great at trying so hard. Recipe for disaster right here. ]

What, really? [ confused stare. no, Scott, don't be bought by his words. ] Wait, you probably like that. I didn't know it was going to turn Gerard into like, a fountain.

[burninhale]

[He hasn't even started in on the unnecessary references to Scott's mom yet.]

I'm sure Deaton knew. He's probably done it before. Although, Stilinski really should've hit Gerard with the car just to be sure. Now he's crawled off to die under someone's porch. Or worse, to survive.

[alsoallison]

[ ...keep it in your pants, Uncle. 8( Also wincing because that is not a pleasant image, even if he was crazy as hell. ]

You don't think he'd try anything? I mean, even if he did, we'd stop him again.

[burninhale]

[Let's be real, Scott's mom would mace him immediately. Assuming Scott has now told her the truth about her date. YOU DID DO THAT, RIGHT SCOTT??]

If you can't find the body, there are no guarantees. Jesus, even if you do find the body, there are no guarantees. [Exhibit A right here.]

He's out there and he's way worse than me, you know. You should keep that in mind.

[alsoallison]

[ ..........HE KNEW HE WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING. ]

So, he could not be dead and ready to come after us. And he could be dead and do the same thing anyways. [ and oh my god, he groans because Peter you're hurting his brain here. Why can't anyone just stay dead? ]

Great. Guess I should just start getting ready now.

[burninhale]

... by the way, did Derek call you about the three alphas that came into town?

[stressturbating]

[Yikes, creepy werewolf up there talking to you man, here have Stiles to "make it better"]

Hey, who says I even know what it is, okay so I totally do but I'm not going to run around and tell everyone, you know...so long as no one asks. [What...]

Dude, c'mon this whole winging it thing, you really think using us as an example for it being good is the right idea?

[alsoallison]

[ After seeing uncle nightmare fuel up there, his face is definitely lighting up at seeing Stiles. ]

Stiles! Dude, you promised you wouldn't tell. Even if someone asks.

Well, we won, didn't we? Sort of. [ except everything's still sort of shitty, oops. ]

[lahey]

Not to put a wrinkle in your proactive attitude, Scott, but you could have said something before the showdown, maybe?

[He's really happy for you! Just, you know, could have done with less trauma near the end there, McCall.]

[alsoallison]

Well, I didn't want Gerard to find out too early.

[ And they were kind of busy carting Jackson's undead body from place to place, and also Peter showing up kind of threw him off. It was a busy night. ]

...And I didn't even know if it would work, to tell you the truth, but I'm glad it did.

[lahey]

[What is this, Scott, I thought we were friends now.]

You cut it a lot close though, that was pretty scary. ["I thought you were both going to die" is a little too personal for Isaac to just say.]

[alsoallison]

I'm really sorry, dude. [ Not just for the not telling the plans bit (though that's part of it), but also for his girlfriend -- ex-girlfriend? -- knifing you in the back. That was definitely not part of the plan and he's just staring at Isaac the way a pitiful puppy might, frowning and head drooping a little. ]

I guess I'm not as good at plans as I thought.

[lahey]

[All plans have their little wrinkles. Or not so little, in their case, since that was a pretty huge freaking wrinkle near the end, but we're all alive, right? So it's fine. Isaac's not the unforgiving type.]

Hey man, it's fine. We made it through, and Derek didn't die, so.

Did you really plan all that?

[alsoallison]

Neither did Jackson.

[ Which was a big plus because Scott was "Team Save Jackson" the entire time no matter what. He'd nearly given up on it too, but Jackson just seemed to be the wolf with nine lives. There's a brief smile on his face as he remembers that before it falls away to be replaced with a grimace. ]

But neither did Gerard. I think. [ He's still not sure. It's fuzzy. ]

Well, I sort of helped. It was Deaton's idea mostly.

[puppysitting]

[WELL, he isn't surprised about the choice in passwords that Scott has. Predictable, if anything.]

My mun has to agree with you on that part, Scott. Sometimes good things do come from being spontaneous. But there is a difference between that and being careless. [And he gives Scott a pointed look at that.]

[alsoallison]

I'm not careless. .....That often. [ He's not shrinking under that look, what're you talking about? ]

I was just saying that everything turned out okay so maybe it isn't such a bad thing all the time.

[puppysitting]

[Sorry Scott, you still get that look. He isn't convinced. Yet.]

I guess your mun had a reason for taking you out in the first place.

[alsoallison]

[ C'mon Derek why won't you believe him? ]

Well, she's always sorta liked me. But I think she said that taking the username sort of inspired her?

[puppysitting]

Does she have any plans for you then?

[alsoallison]

She doesn't think so? It's already nervous enough for her to try things here, apparently.

[puppysitting]

She's making the effort, that's most important.

[And his mun thinks you're ADORABLE so far Scott, but Derek refuses to relay that message.]

[alsoallison]

So was I! [ Sorry, he's still wanting some acknowledgement okay, Derek. Because it was a darn good plan. :c ]

She says thanks, by the way. And said your mun would know?