homeless and oh god what

[alsoallison]

Augh, come on, seriously? Like it isn't bad enough that everyone already makes fun of me for my password. I've changed it since then! Ask Stiles — or no, wait. Don't ask him. I don't want everyone to know that one too.

[ beat. he scratches the side of his neck thoughtfully before continuing: ]

You know, people never thought I'd plan anything either. So, I guess... don't be discouraged? Good things totally come from unplanned things all the time right?

[ Well, maybe not all unplanned things. But encouragement is encouragement! ]

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[burninhale]

Come on. You can't convince me Deaton didn't think that up. Obviously he gave you the mountain ash. Or, what, can you just order it online these days?

[stressturbating]

[Yikes, creepy werewolf up there talking to you man, here have Stiles to "make it better"]

Hey, who says I even know what it is, okay so I totally do but I'm not going to run around and tell everyone, you know...so long as no one asks. [What...]

Dude, c'mon this whole winging it thing, you really think using us as an example for it being good is the right idea?

[lahey]

Not to put a wrinkle in your proactive attitude, Scott, but you could have said something before the showdown, maybe?

[He's really happy for you! Just, you know, could have done with less trauma near the end there, McCall.]

[alsoallison]

Well, I didn't want Gerard to find out too early.

[ And they were kind of busy carting Jackson's undead body from place to place, and also Peter showing up kind of threw him off. It was a busy night. ]

...And I didn't even know if it would work, to tell you the truth, but I'm glad it did.

[alsoallison]

[ He'll just be side-eyeing you rn. Seeing Peter alive again isn't exactly a sight he's gotten used to yet. ]

I — I helped! [ ish. ] He just made it a little better. [ because Scott's whole plan probably consisted of oh my god EVIL GRANDPA MUST BE STOPPED ]

[burninhale]

[Side-eyeing is acceptable and expected. It's like feeding ducks, Scott. He'll never go away if you keep this up.]

I knew it. Wow, that was a nasty plan. I mean that admiringly.

[alsoallison]

[ After seeing uncle nightmare fuel up there, his face is definitely lighting up at seeing Stiles. ]

Stiles! Dude, you promised you wouldn't tell. Even if someone asks.

Well, we won, didn't we? Sort of. [ except everything's still sort of shitty, oops. ]

[alsoallison]

[ He can't help it. Peter's a little hard to ignore and Scott's never been that great at trying so hard. Recipe for disaster right here. ]

What, really? [ confused stare. no, Scott, don't be bought by his words. ] Wait, you probably like that. I didn't know it was going to turn Gerard into like, a fountain.

[burninhale]

[He hasn't even started in on the unnecessary references to Scott's mom yet.]

I'm sure Deaton knew. He's probably done it before. Although, Stilinski really should've hit Gerard with the car just to be sure. Now he's crawled off to die under someone's porch. Or worse, to survive.

[alsoallison]

[ ...keep it in your pants, Uncle. 8( Also wincing because that is not a pleasant image, even if he was crazy as hell. ]

You don't think he'd try anything? I mean, even if he did, we'd stop him again.

[burninhale]

[Let's be real, Scott's mom would mace him immediately. Assuming Scott has now told her the truth about her date. YOU DID DO THAT, RIGHT SCOTT??]

If you can't find the body, there are no guarantees. Jesus, even if you do find the body, there are no guarantees. [Exhibit A right here.]

He's out there and he's way worse than me, you know. You should keep that in mind.

[alsoallison]

[ ..........HE KNEW HE WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING. ]

So, he could not be dead and ready to come after us. And he could be dead and do the same thing anyways. [ and oh my god, he groans because Peter you're hurting his brain here. Why can't anyone just stay dead? ]

Great. Guess I should just start getting ready now.

[burninhale]

... by the way, did Derek call you about the three alphas that came into town?

sdkfj PETER YOU TROLL

[alsoallison]

Wait, what?

MOMENTS LIKE THESE MAKE EVERYTHING ELSE HORRIBLE ABOUT THIS CHARACTER WORTH IT

[burninhale]

Ugh, I know! I keep buying him prepaid cellphones but I don't even think the house has electricity, so he can't charge them unless he goes to a cafe or something, and then he can't stay there because he glares at everyone and frightens away customers.

Anyway, yeah. Three alphas are in town and they're probably going to, at the very least, judge us for being disorganized fuckups.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[alsoallison]

[ Just. Give him a moment. All of this is way too much to process for Scott and he's in a state of ????? right now. WHY CAN'T HE JUST WORRY ABOUT ACNE LIKE NORMAL TEENAGERS.

Deep breaths, Scott. Deep breaths. You are a calm and cool and collected -- NOPE FREAK OUT. ] You waited until now to tell me this?!

:'3

[burninhale]

Oh, come on! You can't blame the end of the season on me. Also, you'd just hang up if I called.

a;sld let me love you and your peter <:

[alsoallison]

No, way. I bet you knew about this way before, didn't you?

[ just like you mysteriously seem to know how to save Jackson hmmmmm ]

also loving you and your scott, and username haw haw

[burninhale]

I did not!

... well, okay, I knew it was coming, but only in the most general sense, and anyway, you killed me, I couldn't warn you. I was busy being dead in Derek's guilt shack. Blame Derek for being uncommunicative. It took him practically three weeks to tell you he wasn't the one who turned you into a werewolf, remember?

you'll never guess what my password is

[alsoallison]

So, not only have we got Allison's crazy grandfather to worry about, but now there's other werewolves too?

[ This is why he can't join either of your packs. Derek's awful in relaying information or trying to be anything but angry, and Peter's just off his rocker. ]

You never said how you -- [ what's a good word for it ] -- uh, came back anyways.

I used to have icons with the password dialogue and "SERIOUSLY?" faces

[burninhale]

Well, we can probably put Gerard on the back burner for now. I only wish I meant that literally. To deal with the incoming alphas, it'd probably be a good idea to... well, stay close. We don't know what they're like, we don't know what they want.

[Peter chuckles at the question, which is such an awful, friendly, paternal sound.]

I know a few tricks, that's all. Stuff like what Deaton teaches you, except more useful than helping dogs feel better. Not that that's not nice.

Oh Peter, sassy from the start

[alsoallison]

Wait, you mean like everyone can do that? [ Not that he wants to come back from the dead or even plans to. But this wasn't listed in the werewolf manual.

No, wait, gotta get back to the super important alpaca topic. ]

How can they be coming here though? What do they even want with us? [ Okay, he says "us" for now because it's easier, but he'll probably regret including himself with Derek's pack later. ]

he has to make up for Derek. also: alpaca, ilit

[burninhale]

An alpha can, anyway. If they make the right preparations.

[Don't think he didn't pick up on "us," Scott. Heh heh you'll never escape!!]

Under normal circumstances, they'd be coming down to check Derek out. Find out how he became alpha, see how he operates. Of course, "normal circumstances" don't really apply since we just spent months dealing with a kanima and the near end of a hunter dynasty that's lasted for centuries. Also, yes, me, I did a lot of indiscriminate killing. That's not considered very prudent for lots of reasons. Sorry.

[Gosh that was such a sincere apology.]

LOL i wish i'd come up with it bc it's perfect

[alsoallison]

[ cue horror movie scream!!

And he's right back to staring at you with pretty obvious dislike, which you know, is an achievement for Scott because he doesn't dislike people very often. ]

Are they like werewolf police?

[burninhale]

[ Meanwhile Peter is like :) ]

No, no. Well, maybe. It depends. We'll just have to find out. If they wanted to kill us all, I'm sure we'd already be dead.

[He is inappropriately cheerful. NOT THAT THAT IS A SURPRISE.]

By the way, keep Jackson on a leash, would you? It's kind of hard to keep normal people from murdering him on a daily basis, so I don't know if the alphas are prepared for his special brand of... whatever it is he does.