On CoH being shut down(?!)

[viym]

Oh, calm down. Worst comes to worst, we go underground- y'know, more underground than usual? You play that other sprite-y mini...german-sounding MMO, and if they can do it, so can we.

If not, well, it's not like I'm going anywhere~

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[ironvibe]

Laaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[viym]

Oh, calm your sonic tits, we'll go other places

Hopefully places with better graphics, actually~

[ironvibe]

The last time they tried to export us somewhere else, we ended up as some retarded medeival goody goodies, except it was only really you and our ancestors or something.

Besides, I never got to kick Lord Arachnos' face in. I feel cheated.

[viym]

I'll make you an Arachnos voodoo doll, will that make you feel better?

Besides, I sooooooort of want to see what all those dweeby heroes are gonna do that hang out in D. Think of the tears, Vibe!

[brainyglacier]

See, days like these, these are the ones that make you wanna go out and crack about, eh. Fifty or so heads open.

Luckily, I've got that penciled into my schedule today already.

[ironvibe]

Implying you could actually break anyone's head open on your own.

[viym]

Okay, here's the deal- you break their skulls. I heal them. Then you break them again.

And we let Vibe roll around in the money. We good?

[brainyglacier]

...Hm.

Yeah, I think I like the sound of that.

[princessofjustice]

This is a bittersweet day for justice... To lose so many heroes is terrible, but at least we can take solace in that we'll lose plenty of nefarious villains as well!

[viym]

...I dunno, most of the heroes just sat around getting drunk. The villains were the only ones I ever saw working.

[princessofjustice]

. . .

Then clearly, they were very terrible at being villains and not any threat whatsoever.

[viym]

...sure, kid. Maybe some of them just had other priorities.

[greymelee]

Welp, that flipping sucks.

[viym]

...normally I'd do the yadda-yadda villain routine but...

It does flippin' suck.

[brainyglacier]

Flipping.

Legitimate end of the world this time, and you goody-two-shoes types are still saying flipping.

[greymelee]

Yeah, legitimate end of the world and you're griping about my choice of words.

[brainyglacier]

Hey, I don't got a dumb code of ethics. I can be as petty as I want.

[urbanhero]

Wait, they're doing what?!

[Oh my God, what the hell?]

[brainyglacier]

_{['Scuse him, he'll just be having a gleeful evil laugh fit over the fact that she didn't know yet]}

What, indeed!

[urbanhero]

[I.. I don't... she's busy having a BSOD while her mun starts trembling and crying.]

I... I-I...

[brainyglacier]

You, you? C'mon, use your words!

[viym]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Just this once, though.

...my only real consolation is that the rikti go down with us.

[ironvibe]

Way to have priorities.

[viym]

The nexus tree is also dead!

AND the circle of thorns!!

Plus, we get to have an "apocalypse 2012" party after all!!!

[urbanhero]

Well. [Still having major mental nervous issues here. Hang on.]

Well... well, I guess we... we know what the Oncoming Storm was, huh? [She laughs sharply.]