On CoH being shut down(?!)

[viym]

Oh, calm down. Worst comes to worst, we go underground- y'know, more underground than usual? You play that other sprite-y mini...german-sounding MMO, and if they can do it, so can we.

If not, well, it's not like I'm going anywhere~

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[ironvibe]

Laaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[viym]

Oh, calm your sonic tits, we'll go other places

Hopefully places with better graphics, actually~

[ironvibe]

The last time they tried to export us somewhere else, we ended up as some retarded medeival goody goodies, except it was only really you and our ancestors or something.

Besides, I never got to kick Lord Arachnos' face in. I feel cheated.

[viym]

I'll make you an Arachnos voodoo doll, will that make you feel better?

Besides, I sooooooort of want to see what all those dweeby heroes are gonna do that hang out in D. Think of the tears, Vibe!

[ironvibe]

I can't rupture the the intestines of a voodoo doll.

Man, you seen one overdramatic pussant, you've seen them all. They'll probably just make their own forum and go piss around there.

[brainyglacier]

See, days like these, these are the ones that make you wanna go out and crack about, eh. Fifty or so heads open.

Luckily, I've got that penciled into my schedule today already.

[viym]

Well, I can try and fill it with his intestines if you want...but that's gonna cost extra.

But can we at least stalk and laugh at them? It never gets totally old~

[ironvibe]

Implying you could actually break anyone's head open on your own.

[viym]

Okay, here's the deal- you break their skulls. I heal them. Then you break them again.

And we let Vibe roll around in the money. We good?

[brainyglacier]

...Hm.

Yeah, I think I like the sound of that.

[ironvibe]

Eh, it's just not the same as the genuine article.

Fine, but you can't use me as a shield for all the furry guys hitting on you anymore. I'm not even that good a shield to begin with.

[ironvibe]

I think that's a plan everyone can be happy about.

[viym]

Wow excusssssse me, you're the one that got hit on by that Tits-wagon McGee before!

...

Not the udder one. The other one.

[princessofjustice]

This is a bittersweet day for justice... To lose so many heroes is terrible, but at least we can take solace in that we'll lose plenty of nefarious villains as well!

[greymelee]

Welp, that flipping sucks.

[viym]

...I dunno, most of the heroes just sat around getting drunk. The villains were the only ones I ever saw working.

[ironvibe]

There was a Tits McGee besides the magical cow?

....Wait what? I don't remember getting hit on by anyone.

[princessofjustice]

. . .

Then clearly, they were very terrible at being villains and not any threat whatsoever.

[urbanhero]

Wait, they're doing what?!

[Oh my God, what the hell?]

[viym]

...normally I'd do the yadda-yadda villain routine but...

It does flippin' suck.

[brainyglacier]

Flipping.

Legitimate end of the world this time, and you goody-two-shoes types are still saying flipping.

[viym]

Wow, maybe you were ~drunk off the atmosphere ~ or something.

That or psychics. You are pretty weak to psychics.

[ironvibe]

Physics is my bitch, thank you.

[brainyglacier]

_{['Scuse him, he'll just be having a gleeful evil laugh fit over the fact that she didn't know yet]}

What, indeed!

[urbanhero]

[I.. I don't... she's busy having a BSOD while her mun starts trembling and crying.]

I... I-I...