s-sob what am i even doing

[preamble]

...User? Hello!

Now what?

Comments

:)

[preamble]

[Oh my User, that is some crazy stuff going on there. He hopes all games aren't so nuts or he might have some kind of freakout down the line.]

Chaotic is no issue. Can overcome. ...I think.

[Sold!]

\o/

[expect_me]

[Anon's confident that Anon can handle it. They're a tough program.]

I'm sure you'll meet lots of friends and allies too. They make it a lot easier.

[preamble]

[The Creator coded them to last. He visibly perks up.]

Friends? ...Would like new friends. More friends. Will they be nice? Like Quorra?

[expect_me]

The ones I met are. Users are weird, though. And they don't get programs very well.

[It is very surreal, but Anon's starting to think he's been running longer than this Anon. Whoa.]

[preamble]

Thought Users being strange was standard procedure.

[Hey, he's new to this muse thing. Give him time. ;;]

[expect_me]

[All the big brother feeeeeeeeeeeeeels.]

They're even weirder in person. And their systems are weird, not even counting the stuff that's strange even by their standards.

[preamble]

[Big bro, teach me the ways of Users and social stuff.]

Seems exciting. And scary. Still, hope to see it one cycle. Will be fun! -If User Mun is as nice as current input seems to imply. Others say that User Mun can be "mean" to those who are favored.

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[Anytime little bro! :'D]

Yeah, about that.

They can be? They have a lot of faith in their "muses"-- it's what they call us instead of programs-- but it's not always fun, no.

[He doesn't want to scare his little bro so just not going to mention that time he got derezzed again nope.]

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[Good Anon, best big bro. c:]

Will do the best job possible. Would be insult to us if otherwise, right?

[Wait, noooo, you got derezzed again? Was it Clu? Does he have to choke a glitch?]

[expect_me]

[Daaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww]

Guess so.

[Nope. Nope nope nope no idea what you're talking about but Clu got derezzed too so there was that.]

[preamble]

[Oh. Well, that's... not great, but it's better. At least the malware got a taste of his own medicine.]

[Users, but he loathes Clu. Like, a lot.

[expect_me]

[Yeah, instant karma is a glitch. c:]