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[He's just grinning at his mun.]

Well if you two are already commenting on how sexy- sorry, 'bootylicious' my booty is before you start drinking, I am rather excited at the thought of you two getting drunk later.

[He gives another wide grin.]

Ulterior Motive? Me. Certainly not!

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[He's not looking. Really. ...okay well he's trying not to be obvious about how he might be looking. All the following around he's done in the past gives him plenty of chances to watch that, uh, 'bootylicious' rear.]

I don't think that's something you should really encourage. They get some horrible ideas about what to do with us, and it's probably not as much fun as you're thinking.

[Oh Anders. He likes it when you stare at his bootylicious butt! If nothing he's a bit of an attention whore!]

Well I was hoping they'd steer away from horrible things and focus on my posterior. Or perhaps get someone else to focus on my posterior.

[That's a very cheeky Hawkey grin coming to you Anders!]

I don't think even you can rely on something like that to keep you safe from being thrown into Maker knows what situation.

[A slight smile.]

It never worked in the past after all.

At the moment they're only talking about inappropriate flirting so think I'm safe for now.

[He laughs.]

I'll be fine. It'll just be another frightening experience that Varric will exaggerate for the benefit of random strangers.

Do you ever flirt appropriately? Or, I suppose, perhaps you never flirt inappropriately. It's hard to say what's appropriate and what isn't.

[He laughs a bit at Hawke's joke, but it's hard not to turn serious as he thinks about the things he's been through.]

Some of those stories... I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

Yes! Do not forget the booty self.

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.... Just going to assume they were romanced.

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LOL Anders seems to assumed he's romanced regardless sometimes T___T

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It's okay. I romance Anders! ;w; He's so adweebable.

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he approves quite a bit orz

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Good! >83

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have some headcanon!

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Sorry I'm late ;;

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Pah! You're not late! :3 I'm so cool with backtags I'll tag things months old 83

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[Ahem.]

Hawke.

[He wants to tell you to stop but um. The words just aren't coming out.]

Fenris?

[He smiles. And teases.]

What's the matter? Did the mage get your tongue for some dark ritual?

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[--that gets him to laugh a little, shake his head and smile.]

Not quite, but close.

But it seems someone's taken your clothes.

Oh no, I took it off for emphasis.

[He grinned pulling his shirt on again.]

There. I am no longer exposing myself to the masses. I'm sorry to have offended you. [He grinned. He's not sorry. And he didn't offend you.]

[A laugh that only Hawkes can get out of Fenrises.]

It was hardly an offense at all, Hawke. Quite the opposite.

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[Normally, Sten would keep his nose right out of this, but he can't help sighing and remarking in the most disgusted and disturbed tone a Qunari can manage in passing.]

Humans... I hate this place.

... Well this place hates you too.

[He looked levelly at you. He also makes a mockery of the disgusted and disturbed tone. IE, Monotone with slight hint of emotion.]

And Qunari, just for measure.

[And while his mun continues to laugh loudly, Sten... remains grumpy and unamused.]

How fortunate. I am in the company of enough morons lacking in self-discipline. I do not need any more.

Eventually, your kind will see the wisdom of the Qun. [Even if they have to force you to. Doesn't that sound nice? Come to the Qun side, puny humans, Sten is making sure it has cookies..]

Not that I mind at all, but surely you don't have to be so grumpy. Not everyone here is offending you. Just me and my rump.

[He grins up at Sten.]

Right, so if the end result is the same, does it matter how we get there?

[But the Qun means he can't talk about how bootylicious his booty is. Therefore, the Qun is the enemy until it becomes booty tolerant. His mun may have started the aforementioned drinking.]

Stupidity in general offends me and there is much of it here. [Deeper frown. He doesn't like that grin. Stop it.]

Yes. It is more favorable for one to know their place and accept it. Resistance to education of the Qun only leads to injury. [And sometimes death if you're really stubborn.

The Qunari resist and deny your bootliciousness, Hawke.]

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You would like something like that.

[His smile is amused; he's deliberately avoiding saying anything on what he thinks of Hawke's rear.]

And it's not always bad, what they do. Though some things could be better.

Another Anders? Oh I do like this place.

[And that is a Hawke grin for you my friend.]

Well, I'm being thrown head first into one of his games, So I shall soon find out for myself.

[He waved that off casually. He's more focused on the Two Anders issue for now. His other head will catch up-- there we go!]

I'm not too worried. As you're there, though you won't remember me, and Fenris is there. So at least if I want to get some good quality brooding done I have a partner to do it with.

I can't say I've heard someone liking a place for multiples of me before.

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Good quality and Fenris in the same sentence? I thought I heard he smashed the bottles, and I know his place is falling apart.

Yes, But he can also cleave someone in half with a sword, that's good quality swordsmanship.

[He laughs. Oh Anders. You do make him chuckle. A lot.]

Now now Anders. He has a mansion in High town, and you had to steal mine.

[His smile is on the wistful side for a moment. He's missed that laugh.]

I'd hardly call it stealing when you invited me in. And my clinic had all the amenities. Dirt, sawdust, more dirt, even sewers right there. I can't see why anyone would turn their nose up at that.

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that is the best Icon ever

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It's my favorite, hee.

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You're excited? Oh good, I'll push you out front then. [Sorry, dude, it's every man for himself.]

Well that's not fair. You get to push me and I don't even get a name.

[... Sorry Dean. I really am. But Hawke? Hawke is a mahoosive flirt.]

...No, you don't. [WHY MUN WHY? 8|] It's perfectly fair - you're the one that's 'excited' about this crap.

I was merely interested in what they could come up with. I've certainly been in worse situations than having my behind analysed.

[He raises his eyebrow.]

I'm Hawke.

That's how it starts. THEN the horrible things happen. [But just... whatever. With enough time, you'll learn.]

Dean.

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