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[He's not looking. Really. ...okay well he's trying not to be obvious about how he might be looking. All the following around he's done in the past gives him plenty of chances to watch that, uh, 'bootylicious' rear.]

I don't think that's something you should really encourage. They get some horrible ideas about what to do with us, and it's probably not as much fun as you're thinking.

[Oh Anders. He likes it when you stare at his bootylicious butt! If nothing he's a bit of an attention whore!]

Well I was hoping they'd steer away from horrible things and focus on my posterior. Or perhaps get someone else to focus on my posterior.

[That's a very cheeky Hawkey grin coming to you Anders!]

[Ahem.]

Hawke.

[He wants to tell you to stop but um. The words just aren't coming out.]

Fenris?

[He smiles. And teases.]

What's the matter? Did the mage get your tongue for some dark ritual?

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[--that gets him to laugh a little, shake his head and smile.]

Not quite, but close.

But it seems someone's taken your clothes.

I don't think even you can rely on something like that to keep you safe from being thrown into Maker knows what situation.

[A slight smile.]

It never worked in the past after all.

At the moment they're only talking about inappropriate flirting so think I'm safe for now.

[He laughs.]

I'll be fine. It'll just be another frightening experience that Varric will exaggerate for the benefit of random strangers.

Oh no, I took it off for emphasis.

[He grinned pulling his shirt on again.]

There. I am no longer exposing myself to the masses. I'm sorry to have offended you. [He grinned. He's not sorry. And he didn't offend you.]

[A laugh that only Hawkes can get out of Fenrises.]

It was hardly an offense at all, Hawke. Quite the opposite.

How are you friend?

[He asked clapping him on the shoulder.]

And do you have any more of that ridiculously overpriced wine? Actually-- I have been meaning to ask you about that. When you say it's made from the blood and tears of slaves... you're being metaphorical yes?

Do you ever flirt appropriately? Or, I suppose, perhaps you never flirt inappropriately. It's hard to say what's appropriate and what isn't.

[He laughs a bit at Hawke's joke, but it's hard not to turn serious as he thinks about the things he's been through.]

Some of those stories... I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

[Have a reassuring hand on your shoulder Anders.]

And we have fared well every time. Now's not the time for that adorable pout. It's time for more jovial things. Like ale, and dancing, the pout can come later when I accuse you of stealing the remains of food for your cats.

[He smiles.]

Shall I get the drinks in?

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[Anders sighs, shaking his head.]

You can say that now, but you've no idea the things I've seen. I can't bare to think that something similar could happen to you, Hawke. I just... I've lost so much already, the idea of you getting hurt or worse-!

[And that is a warm hand on your side and another on your shoulder.]

Anders. Calm yourself. I will be fine. Alright? Nothing will happen that cannot be undone.

[A hand goes to tuck you under your chin gently.]

Now hush. I'm enjoying myself and I would prefer to pull you up to my happiness then be weighted down in despair. Even if I do have a thing for your sexy tortured look.

[And with that he places a soft kiss to your lips.]

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You don't know that, Hawke.

[He leans into the touch regardless. Maker, it feels as though it's been so long since he last saw the man, since they were last together, and as much as he's been trying to tell himself he doesn't miss him as much as he did to begin with, that simple kiss is enough to bring all the feelings rushing back.]

I just worry, that's all. And can you really blame me, with how much you seem to love danger? Just promise me that you'll try to remember that things aren't the same, wherever you end up? I don't want you rushing in and getting hurt or worse, especially if I can't be there to patch you up again.

[He chuckles and strokes Anders's face gently.]

Danger loves me Anders. I'd quite happily settle down to occasional life threatening situations rather than daily. [He chuckled and pulled him into a hug momentarily.] You have my word that I will activate my brain before my tongue as much as I can. And that is my promise to you.

[He pulls away and smiles softly. Anders, you know how to twist that knife in his feels alright.]

Now smile. For me.

Well maybe danger should realise that you don't return the feeling and back off. [There's a smile there now, stronger with the joking though still with a trace of sadness from how the other man asked. He really hadn't meant to be so concerned as to worry Garrett. He just... didn't like the idea of anything happening, as inevitable as it may well be.

It's why he tries another joke a moment later.] Although I can't say that I don't sometimes appreciate you deciding to activate your tongue before thinking. At least in the right areas.

Besides, aren't you always telling me how dangerous you are? If I swore off danger completely there's no way we could be off together and that-- [He paused to press himself against Anders suggestively, placing a hand to the small of his back and guiding the mage to him.]

Is something I cannot in good conscious do. You'd miss my tongue activating itself in all the right places. [Oh Anders. He loves you so much.] And I'd have to share the bed with the dog again and it wouldn't be nearly as fun.

[Normally, Sten would keep his nose right out of this, but he can't help sighing and remarking in the most disgusted and disturbed tone a Qunari can manage in passing.]

Humans... I hate this place.

... Well this place hates you too.

[He looked levelly at you. He also makes a mockery of the disgusted and disturbed tone. IE, Monotone with slight hint of emotion.]

And Qunari, just for measure.

[And while his mun continues to laugh loudly, Sten... remains grumpy and unamused.]

How fortunate. I am in the company of enough morons lacking in self-discipline. I do not need any more.

Eventually, your kind will see the wisdom of the Qun. [Even if they have to force you to. Doesn't that sound nice? Come to the Qun side, puny humans, Sten is making sure it has cookies..]

Not that I mind at all, but surely you don't have to be so grumpy. Not everyone here is offending you. Just me and my rump.

[He grins up at Sten.]

Right, so if the end result is the same, does it matter how we get there?

[But the Qun means he can't talk about how bootylicious his booty is. Therefore, the Qun is the enemy until it becomes booty tolerant. His mun may have started the aforementioned drinking.]

You would like something like that.

[His smile is amused; he's deliberately avoiding saying anything on what he thinks of Hawke's rear.]

And it's not always bad, what they do. Though some things could be better.

Another Anders? Oh I do like this place.

[And that is a Hawke grin for you my friend.]

Well, I'm being thrown head first into one of his games, So I shall soon find out for myself.

[He waved that off casually. He's more focused on the Two Anders issue for now. His other head will catch up-- there we go!]

I'm not too worried. As you're there, though you won't remember me, and Fenris is there. So at least if I want to get some good quality brooding done I have a partner to do it with.

I can't say I've heard someone liking a place for multiples of me before.

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Good quality and Fenris in the same sentence? I thought I heard he smashed the bottles, and I know his place is falling apart.

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I feel like I should have brought my Awakening Anders journal for him... XD

That would have been amusing. ANDERS!!! ... PERSON I DON'T KNOW!!!

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Person he doesn't know with the fine~ booty

Yes! Do not forget the booty self.

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.... Just going to assume they were romanced.

LOL Anders seems to assumed he's romanced regardless sometimes T___T

It's okay. I romance Anders! ;w; He's so adweebable.

he approves quite a bit orz

Good! >83

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