Walking update spo+ilers in here...

[nebulatrix]

Well, well, well. Here I am fully fo+rmed springing o+ut o+f (o+r, o+kay, into+) so+meo+ne's head. A little like Tro+ll Minerva. Apt eno+ugh, I suppo+se, even tho+ugh she was a virgin. Yo+u can't expect very much fro+m the classics, but they certainly gave us o+.

So+, what exactly are we do+ing here? You seemed to+ be pretty busy getting things set up fo+r my descendant when I walked in. I'm all fo+r her fo+llo+wing in my rainbo+w drinker fo+o+tsteps. No+t to+ mentio+n anything ELSE yo+u're trying to+ arrange fo+r her. I appro+ve co+mpletely. (The eyeshado+w. So+ pro+ud.) I had my time in the limelight, no+w it's hers. I resigned myself to+ that way befo+re I even knew I was fictio+nal.

That established, are you really go+ing to+ make a big deal abo+ut being first? I can hardly see why. First is very rarely the best. I know that fro+m experience than yo+u have. Who+'s the immo+rtal here? Metaphysics aside, I'm still go+ing to be here fo+r quite a while. Besides, we're really jumping the gun here. You can tell just by lo+o+king at my username. Really? That's the reference you cho+o+se ho+ping it wo+n't end up o+utdated? Tsk, tsk. Yo+u do+n't even kno+w ho+w I flirted with Ampo+ra yet, let alo+ne how I died. While I'm at it, sto+p ho+ping tho+se two+ things are related. No+t o+nly is it creepy and a little andro+centric, but as so+meo+ne very well-versed in Skaia's ways, I think I need to+ warn yo+u to+ be careful what yo+u wish fo+r. Just take yo+ur time.

Oh, befo+re I fo+rget, o+ne last thing. Yo+u're no+t go+ing to+ keep these bo+ring keywo+rds fo+r very lo+ng, are yo+u? I kno+w it's so+mething o+f a carryo+ver fro+m playing my descendant... if yo+u can call it a carryo+ver when I was bo+rn eo+ns befo+re her. But, serio+usly, Munnie, co+me on. Yo+u've been waiting so+ lo+ng to+ actually make so+me keywo+rds that are interesting. No+w I'm giving yo+u the chance. Yo+u're welco+me.

EDIT: THERE we go+.

Comments

[consider8]

Oh, I don't know.
I find them cheeky and fun, much like your personality.
And I 8elieve the double entendre is also something that you would approve of.

Oh, and lest I forget my manners.
Hello, Porrim.
It's nice to see you again. :::;)

[nebulatrix]

Oh, so+rry, Aranea. That line's a little o+ut of date. She go+t to+ them already: They were "Happy," "Unhappy," "Amused," and "Unamused" when I wro+te that. Things happen fast when updates are go+ing on, huh?

And befo+re I fo+rget, it's great to+ see yo+u again to+o+.

1/2

[consider8]

Oh, whoops.
Time makes fools of us all, it seems.
Well, with the exeption of Damara... and now Aradia and Dave and...

2/2

[consider8]

...you know what, I think we can officially call this idiom officially 8roken to descri8e those of us that do something em8arrassing as a cause, indirect or otherwise, of the temporal shenanigans...

[nebulatrix]

I'll have to+ tell Kankri to+ add that to+ the list I'm sure he has o+f phrases that are demeaning to+ the aspect disprivileged.
I wo+nder what that means fo+r his precio+us so+-called "safe spaces"?

[consider8]

I wasn't aware you were egging him on in that capacity...
Maybe I should watch what I say?

[caligulas_aquarium]

it was at that point when eridan got distracted by porrims

[nebulatrix]

Hey, kid. My pecto+ral pro+trusio+ns are o+ver here.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait wwhat
psh yeah dont flatter yourself alright
i wwas just

[]

thats a nice dress you got is all
i dont make a habit outta findin myself interested in finless trolls

[nebulatrix]

Sure yo+u do+n't. If yo+u've go+t anything in co+mmo+n with your ancesto+r...

What's yo+ur name, Ampro+geny?

[caligulas_aquarium]

its eridan not amprogeny or wwhatevver i see wwhere youre goin wwith that but it aint funny
an wwho are you supposed to be

[kringlefuck]

Golly more undead alien women. I dont think i have had the pleasure of meeting or properly decking this one in the face yet!!!

Yowza.

What is your name madame??

[nebulatrix]

It's Po+rrim. Charmed, alien... uh, kid.

Where'd yo+u meet ano+ther rainbo+w drinker? Or are you just talking abo+ut gho+stly undeath.

[kringlefuck]

You may call me jake miss porrim!!
Erm. Pardon.
Rainbow drinker???? I dont follow that.. i was referring to that rather wicked look in your eyes i met another ghosty girl but she was less marked up and more spidery! Also a lot more modest!
Then i gave that batterwitch one a good hit with my righty and *POW*!!!! Thats all ive really met though that had such a queer gaze in the optics.

But uh goddamn are all of you attractive?????
Or is that too forward of me to ask??

[nebulatrix]

[She does the rainbow drinker thing I don't have an icon.]

Well, no+ne o+f the o+ther girls co+uld do+ this.
It's like o+ne o+f yo+ur... vampires? My descendant's bro+ught me to+ understand that's yo+ur equivalent.

#Maybe #It depends o+n yo+ur taste #But I have seen much mo+re o+f them than yo+u

[Undoes drinker thing.]

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

NO N33D TO B3 SO P3SS1M1ST1C
YOULL PROB4BLY B3 OUT 4ND H1TT1NG ON 4LL TH3 P3OPL3 B3FOR3 YOU KNOW 1T

[nebulatrix]

I'm no+t pessimistic, I'm patient.

#Mino+r differences

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

1F YOU S4Y SO "POPO"

[nebulatrix]

[Eyeroll.]

So+ I see yo+u get carried away with the nicknames to+o+. Just like yo+ur ancesto+r.

#Cute co+incidences

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

NOT R34LLLY
JUST THOUGHT 1T W4S FUNNY
"PORNST4R" W4S PR3TTY H1L4R1OUS TOO
OR W4S 1T PORM
H4RD TO T3LL

[clonksukcer]

[Quite honestly, you don't even know what is going on right now. You had pretty empathically told troll-girl you weren't touching this whole army recruit project with a ten inch pole and was just about to make some major breakthrough action on this whole e-bubble project of yours. So why now, of all times, does your mun choose you to be the welcome wagon for the "new" players?

... Huh. That sure is someone looking like your sisters maybe-girlfriend decked out in all kinds of wicked inks and regretful looking piercings.

This could prove amusing after all.]

trust me
the less thought that goes into our universes timefuckery the better

[nebulatrix]

As my friend said up there earlier, "Time makes fo+o+ls o+ut o+f us all."

Except yo+u I guess. Yo+u're the... Knight, right?

[clonksukcer]

thats how you know my word be true
when a time player tells you overthinking time gets you nowhere but migraineville then protip
thats where youre headed
trust in their uncanny sense of direction and things will remain cool

[nebulatrix]

I'm sure I co+uld ask yo+u all so+rts o+f questio+ns abo+ut o+ur directio+n if it weren't fo+r the update blacko+ut. Oh well.

[clonksukcer]

yeah
not looking beyond that veil
just gotta keep sailing smoothly down the pretzel river that is the alpha timeline and let what happens happens