SERIOUS A6I3 SPOILERS also voice test for the hell of it

[radglare]

y3333333333333ssss!
th1s 1s 4W3SOM3!!!!
3v3n 1f you dont g3t my sup3z 3l33t qu1rk just y3t
not 3v3ry1 c4n b3 4 r4dgrl!! 1t 1s 4 long n tot3z d4ng3rous ro4d th4t you cn only w4lk wit d1l1g3nc3 4nd h4rd pow3rwork
4nd S1CKN4STY GR1NDY TH1NGZ!!!!
now wh3r3s k4nkl3z 4nd th3 oth3rz 4t??

Comments

[pr96lematic]

Hell9, Latula, I'm glad t9 see y9u've f9und this place well. Y9ur wheeled aer9space 69ard is casting y9u in excepti9nally and plat9nically, um, "69daci9us" light t9day. Have y9u taken it 9ff any "sick nasty" ramps (please n9te I'm 9nly attempting t9 use the vernacular 9f y9ur wriggler h966y, n9t cast any unt9ward judgement 9n the infirm 9r their relative "nastiness")?

[radglare]

oh
th3r3 you 4r3 k4nkl3z!!
1 kn3w 1 could f33l 4ll dat hot 41r 4ll th3 w4y ov4 h3r3z!!
h3h3h3!!!
1m gonn4 ignor3 th4t s1ckn4sty comm3nt b3cuz 1tz k1nd4 4dorabl3z n 1 dont w4nn4 ru1n 1t
so
r4444444d h1ghf1v3!!!

[pr96lematic]

9h, a high-five? Are we making this happen?

[And then they did. SMAKC.]

I'm glad we can engage like this 9n a purely plat9nic level. It helps me appreciate the sm99thness 9f y9ur palm instead 9f h9w, if in s9me parallel w9rld where my inclinati9ns were redder (th9ugh let it 6e underst99d that I use that term 9nly in defining my 9wn lack 9f feeling, n9t 9ut 9f unc9nsci9us invalidation 9f th9se with aquadrant inclinati9ns), my 9wn hand is sweating a little.

[radglare]

y3p
th4t sur3 1s
a th1ng your3 do1n k4nkz
4ppr3c14t3 4w4y!! 1d 4ppr3c14t3 m3 too >>:]

[pr96lematic]

Well there certainly is plenty t9 appreciate, plat9nically and with great mindfulness t9 preserving my 9wn v9w 9f celi6acy. N9 matter h9w 9ften certain R9yal-VS tr9lls imply I "just need t9 get laid", I w9n't stray fr9m my g9als. Y9u can appreciate that t99, right Latula?

N9t t9 imply that y9u might appreciate me (in an equally plat9nic manner). Th9ugh if y9u did y9u sh9uld have n9 shame in saying s9. We are very g99d friends and g99d friends can discuss these things with9ut fear 9f reprisal.

[nebulatrix]

As it turns o+ut, I'm at right here, Latula. :)

We seem to+ be finally seeing the light of day again. Thank go+d. The afterlife was kind o+f grim, and no+t in the fun way. I mean a-life.

So+... yo+u busy at all?

[radglare]

4 l1f3 4 lyf3, po-ry4m! dont b3 all h4t1n up 1nz grrrrrl!!
1 4m 4s buzy b31ng tot3z SUP3R 4W3SOM3 4s 3v3rz!
1tz 4 full t1m3 job!!!
why???

[nebulatrix]

Well, no+bo+dy tagged the po+st I made yet, and the o+nly o+ther friend o+f o+urs I've been able to+ see o+n is Kankri, unfo+rtunately. Tho+ugh it's pretty early o+n, I was ho+ping Peixes and Aranea wo+uld be o+ut what with everything go+ing o+n. No+t that yo+ur "radness" do+esn't attract me o+n its o+wn a lo+t already, but yo+u're o+bjectively the mo+st interesting co+mpany I can find to+night.

[radglare]

b3cuz 3v3ry1 of th3 l3ss r4444d 1z snooz1n!
c4tch1n th3 zzzzz 4nd m1ss1n out on 4ll th3 fun!!!!
th3r3ll b3 mor3 soon 3nuff, just you w41t
no1 l34v3z th3 B4B3 OF SP4C3 h4ng1n!! h3h3h3
not th4t th3yr3 r4dgrl l3v3l but st1ll!

[nebulatrix]

Babe o+f Space? You flatter me, Knight o+f Be Mine.

Sleep is so+ o+verrated. That's o+ne o+f the +ses o+f being a rainbo+w drinker.

[consider8]

You're as enthusiastic as ever, Latula.
It is nice to see your face on this side of paradox space. ::::)

[radglare]

y33333333333334444444h!
g1mm3 th3 b1gg3zt of g1normouz h1ghf1v3s, s3rk3t!!!

[consider8]

I don't know.
My hand is still stinging from the last one you gave me.

#However long ago that was #Ouch

[radglare]

l444m3 >:[
th3 oth3r s3rk3t g4v3 m3 4 h1ghf1v3 4nd 1 h4v3nt known H3R 4
l1k3 wh4t
4 b4j1ll1on 4nd 31ghty 31ght sw33pz??

[thoughtandflow]

OH
WOW
1 4M G3TT1NG S3R1OUS COOL V1B3S H3R3
L1K3
3V3N TH3 4LM1GHTY COOLK1D STR1D3RS WOULD BOW DOWN 1N 4W3 TO TH3 L3V3LS OF COOL ON D1SPL4Y H3R3

[radglare]

h3h3h3h3 >:]
why b3 a coolk1d wh3n you could k1ck th3 n4sty tr1ckz 4s 4 r4dgrrrl???
COM3 ON OTH3R PYROP3
l4y m3 som3 s1ck gr4sp3rsk1n!!

[thoughtandflow]

GR4SP3RSK1N
WH4T
1
1S TH4T 4CTU4LLY 4 TH1NG TH4T C4N B3 DON3
OR
WOW
1 H4V3 SO MUCH ST1LL TO L34RN

[radglare]

no no no
your gr4sp3rz! wh4t you gr4sp th1ngz w1th!!
L4y m3 th3 sk1n t34ls1st3rz!
H1GHF1V3!!!

[fashenforcement]

1F 1T W4SNT FOR TH3 1NSUFF3R4BL3 1 WOULD TOT4LLY W1SH 1 W4S 1N TH3 UN1V3RS3 WH3R3 YOU W3R3 MY 4NC3STOR JUST C4US3 OF 4LL TH3 COOL YOU 3XCUD3

[radglare]

who44444444
wouldnt 1 st1ll b3 your 4nc3ztr1x tho??
1d just b3 j4d3 l1k3 popo 1nst34d of r4dt34l l1k3 m3!

[fashenforcement]

1TS NOT L1K3 JUST MY COLOR 1S D1FF3R3NT, C1RCUMST4NC3S OF MY L1F3 TH4T 4R3 4TTR1BUT3S OF B31NG 4 D1FF3R3NT COLOR 4R3 4LSO D1FF3R3NT
L1K3 WH4T 1F 1NST34D OF B31NG R4D SH1T YOU W3R3 TOO FOCUS3D ON BR1NG1N DOWN TH3 M4N

[radglare]

wh4t 1f
1 w4s br1ng1ng down th3 m4n
W1TH MY R4D1C4LN3SS?? >:O
F1GHT TH3 POW3R!! k1ckfl1p 1080!!!

[clonksukcer]

[That sure is a teenage Terezi-mom standing there looking mighty rad.

Wait. Trolls don't have moms do they? You can't really say this is like your teen-mom because the biology doesn't work that way, right?

On second thought fuck deeper thought. Proceed with original plan- make sassy yet totally ironically detached moves towards Terezis hot teen-mom.]

so i heard there was word around internettown
someone thinks theyve got some pretty sicknasty grinds

[radglare]

nop3
th4t 1z 4 th1ng th4t 1z just not tru3!
1 do not th1nk 1 h4v3 s1ckn4sty gr1ndz.
1 KNOW 1T!
h3h3h3!!

[clonksukcer]

see thats a mighty bold statement to make in a place like this
because you never know whos gonna show up to ensure you put up
or shut up

[You fish out your UNIREAL AIR. You have no idea if a skateboard this shitty can even do a single grind, but dammit- this isn't the time for weaksauce hesitation.]