Contract?

[giftofthemagi]

Mun.

It's unreasonable to keep me confined to a singular Earth back home when the multiverse is bursting with young girls filled with hopes and dreams. It would be ultimately beneficial for all parties if I were brought to a game and allowed to grant the wishes of the young girls there. Perhaps even some boys, unorthodox as it may be.

Unless, of course, you've changed your mind and wish to form a contract with me yourself?

Comments

[idkworldruler]

...I highly doubt your mun would want to form any contract with you after what you just said.

[giftofthemagi]

You misunderstand.

The terms of my contract are as follows: In exchange for one wish -- any wish -- the girl is given the power to transform and use magic to battle witches.

Great power in exchange for a great wish. It's not unreasonable.

[eternalcameo]

...so what's the age limit for this sort of thing?

[giftofthemagi]

Age limit?

It's true that teenage girls generally hold the greatest magical potential, but one only becomes too old for it when the passion and energy driving their dreams has dwindled.

Perhaps there's a wish I can grant for you?

[timidscars]

...a-any wish?

[giftofthemagi]

Anything you desire.

In exchange, I will grant you magical power so that you can do battle with witches, beings that spread grief and despair.

[conspirisee]

That's it! I've found it! This is the source of it all! The secret weapon that the feminists plan to use to prepare for war!

Should I destroy it? Or steal it and use it to turn the tide of battle even before it starts?

[giftofthemagi]

[Headtilt. Hello, spastic human. You can't do much to harm Kyubey, so he'll simply watch you.]

[contract_high]

[Oh look, Kenji, there's another one suddenly RIGHT BEHIND YOU. The magic of Dear Mun.]

You should steal it. Then you would be a magical girl and could wish to stop the feminist conspiracy.

[adarkfallenstar]

Well, look at that.

A magical cat bunny alien after my own heart.

[giftofthemagi]

[Headtilt. Earthlings assume so much.]

I grant magic. You leech it.

But I suppose even mere parasites have a place in the ecosystem.

[blueberried]

You can grant wishes? [Colour her interested.]

[giftofthemagi]

One wish, in exchange for your services.

[ecoterraist]

Young girls aren't the only ones with dreams.

[giftofthemagi]

This is true.

But a combination of hormonal changes and social conditioning often makes them far more powerful magic users.

That said, if I met a young boy who met the criteria, I might be inclined to grant his wish in exchange for his services.

[wise_lil_wolf]

You grant wishes?

What kind of wishes?

[Because he has one.]

[giftofthemagi]

Anything you desire.

[tricksterking]

Hahaha~. Didn't expect to see something like you around here.

Make many magical girls~ lately? Or boys?

[giftofthemagi]

There's always room for more.</tt<

[contract_high]

I've found the problem there is that many of these "games" limit the powers of any living creatures, even us. It's incredibly inconvenient.

I am unaware if there's any of us in that game about the ducks; perhaps that is an option?

IT WAS ALWAYS KYUBEY SHHHH >>

[giftofthemagi]

I've not checked that game. My mun has been eyeing Wake as of late. Though I'll be rendered powerless initially, time and effort will be rewarded with complete restoration beyond the normal limits of our power.

[justgotback]

Fucking hell, mundane. Throwing me at another one is not going to change my mind!

[giftofthemagi]

It's not an unreasonable offer. Your heart's desire, great power, and an ultimate purpose.

[cosmic_employer]

_Contract? I find it easier to ^enlist their services..._employ, if you will.

[giftofthemagi]

The agreement is not one of continued service, rather, a trade that grants her power. Using that power to battle witches is simply the most beneficial course of action for her after that trade.

I'm sorry. (maybe)

[snowcloak]

I dunno, this guy sounds legit to me.

Re: I'm sorry. (maybe)

[giftofthemagi]

Perfectly legit.

[doctor_stephen_strange]

Using such magic will have dire consequences, as sorcerer supreme I can not and will not allow such contacts to be made.

[giftofthemagi]

In the greater scope of things, abstaining from such a contract is ultimately detrimental to the continued existence of the Universe.

Magic or not, I don't expect a human such as yourself to understand the greater scope of the situation.

[wise_lil_wolf]

What...what would I have to do to have my wish granted?