Contract?

[giftofthemagi]

Mun.

It's unreasonable to keep me confined to a singular Earth back home when the multiverse is bursting with young girls filled with hopes and dreams. It would be ultimately beneficial for all parties if I were brought to a game and allowed to grant the wishes of the young girls there. Perhaps even some boys, unorthodox as it may be.

Unless, of course, you've changed your mind and wish to form a contract with me yourself?

Comments

[idkworldruler]

...I highly doubt your mun would want to form any contract with you after what you just said.

[giftofthemagi]

You misunderstand.

The terms of my contract are as follows: In exchange for one wish -- any wish -- the girl is given the power to transform and use magic to battle witches.

Great power in exchange for a great wish. It's not unreasonable.

[eternalcameo]

...so what's the age limit for this sort of thing?

[giftofthemagi]

Age limit?

It's true that teenage girls generally hold the greatest magical potential, but one only becomes too old for it when the passion and energy driving their dreams has dwindled.

Perhaps there's a wish I can grant for you?

[timidscars]

...a-any wish?

[giftofthemagi]

Anything you desire.

In exchange, I will grant you magical power so that you can do battle with witches, beings that spread grief and despair.

[eternalcameo]

That depends: how close can you get to Nippon Ichi's development team? They've been holding out on making my damn game for over seven years just so they can exploit me as a side character. Sure, it's made me one of the company's most popular characters, but do you know how much it hurts to be super glued to the sidelines when character after character gets the lead role whether or not they deserve it?

It's. Fucking. Horrible.

And even after I've spoken with them, smiled for cameras and done all that other shit, they still won't give me my game.

[timidscars]

Anything...

...b-but I can't f-fight...

[giftofthemagi]

Not in your current state, no. But with the power I grant, you could change that.

[conspirisee]

That's it! I've found it! This is the source of it all! The secret weapon that the feminists plan to use to prepare for war!

Should I destroy it? Or steal it and use it to turn the tide of battle even before it starts?

[giftofthemagi]

[Headtilt. Hello, spastic human. You can't do much to harm Kyubey, so he'll simply watch you.]

[timidscars]

I...I d-don't know...

I don't k-know what I'd wish f-for.

[OOC: If you're looking for a game, the one I'm in is currently having a Visitors event if you want to give it a try!]

[adarkfallenstar]

Well, look at that.

A magical cat bunny alien after my own heart.

[giftofthemagi]

[Headtilt. Earthlings assume so much.]

I grant magic. You leech it.

But I suppose even mere parasites have a place in the ecosystem.

[blueberried]

You can grant wishes? [Colour her interested.]

[idkworldruler]

Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm understanding this right. You've got an obsession with little girls to the point of exploiting them...and that's just creepy.

[giftofthemagi]

You're incorrect, but believe what you like. Your opinion has little bearing on the preservation of the Universe.

[adarkfallenstar]

[You are probably delicious.]

And an attitude, too.

I'll have you know I'm a predator.

Best keep that in mind, fuzzball.

[idkworldruler]

I'll have you know that my oppinion has quite a large bearing on the preservation of the universe.

[ecoterraist]

Young girls aren't the only ones with dreams.

[giftofthemagi]

Duly noted.

[idkworldruler]

Anyway, like I said, I doubt your mun is very interested in gaining a "contract" with you.

[giftofthemagi]

[Delicious like cotton candy -- looks like quite a meal, but dissolves into nearly nothing if you try to take a bite. This vessel is merely an avatar; Its true power is stored elsewhere.]

The terminology you prefer is as inconsequential as you are in the grand scope of things.

[giftofthemagi]

One wish, in exchange for your services.

[giftofthemagi]

This is true.

But a combination of hormonal changes and social conditioning often makes them far more powerful magic users.

That said, if I met a young boy who met the criteria, I might be inclined to grant his wish in exchange for his services.