let's try this again

[theimp]

I don't know what you think to accomplish, sending me back. I am not at all opposed, but I believe I was made many promises which were never fulfilled — namely, the occasional company of several attractive and very talented women, and rising to political prominence. Perhaps with the aid of a stepladder for both. If these things could be relied upon to happen, I'd be far more enthusiastic.

Oh, yes, very well, and time with Jaime too. Gods know what he may have gotten up to in my absence. And you should not forget my strange student. I imagine he must have made some progress by now and I'd like to see it. If he hasn't, well... that's not his fault. I don't suppose books and scrolls take well to sea water.

So? Shall we?

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[regicidium]

Well, I'm not dead yet.

[theimp]

A promising start. Arguably the only start.

[regicidium]

I've been ever consistent in this way. But I've otherwise taken your advice, which is a thing one ought see to believe.

[theimp]

[He is and looks mildly surprised. Apparently the last conversation they had had convinced him of how difficult it would be. Tyrion perks up with renewed interest.]

What are you doing?

[regicidium]

Guardsman work for a friend.

[ --from Jaime, 'friend' can mean anything, but who knows, maybe he's being sincere. ]

The Arena hasn't missed me, however, and I plan to chase you 'round it if you truly found a way out and neglected to inform me.

[theimp]

You made a friend? [ :V ]

I have yet to be informed as to what happened to me, though there have been threats of some kind of revelation. I think I would prefer being the Arena entertainment.

[norea]

Oh, yes, I remember--you were supposed to come to the Vault, weren't you?

[regicidium]

[ Yes he made a friend thank you Tyrion. That question is blithely ignored. ]

Mine threatens something similar, early and often. Perhaps the revelation is that all goes exactly as planned.

[theimp]

That would be a bit dire.

[theimp]

Yes. [WISTFUL.] Gods know there are problems, and I do not suggest establishments such as the Vault make up for them in the slightest, but...

[mightyfallen]

Don't worry, I've kept an eye on your brother – or vice versa, whichever. [ details. ]

[cantcurecunts]

You'd need more than a step-ladder.

[theimp]

Are you the friend he mentioned? I'm in your debt, regardless.

[theimp]

You wound me, Bronn. Have you not seen me rise far in those categories without one?

[cantcurecunts]

True enough in Westeros, but who knows what the women are like in this place. Heard rumours that some'd cut your cock off if you look at 'em funny.

[theimp]

I think the offense necessary for such a response must be greater than staring, but I make it my business not to find out. And in places such as the Vault, a certain amount of funny staring is likely expected.

[asklepios]

Our city's political arena can always use new faces.

[theimp]

I would like to be of use. Eventually.

[asklepios]

We have that in common.

Ahhh, my favorite Lannister X3

[catchallthecats]

[My mun is making me talk to you B|]

Where is your mun sending you?

:'3

[theimp]

Back to a city called Baedal, Arya Stark.

He just never seems to catch a break, poor guy XD

[catchallthecats]

I've never heard of it. I think my mun means to send me somewhere... but I don't know if she'll really do it or not.

[Small irritated huff.]

so true :c but I took him from before things went to shit.

[theimp]

Where would you care to go, if you had to?

Daww, so he still has the good times XD

[catchallthecats]

She's got some others in a city called Nautilus. It seems a good place. And... well, I could be whatever I wanted there. [Even a wolf in truth, though she keeps that to herself for now.]

What's Baedal like?

For now! >_>

[theimp]

[Despite their families' problems with each other, Tyrion has sympathy for people who want to be something other than they are.]

Then I hope if you do go there, it will be to your satisfaction.

Baedal? It is a very strange place. There are many people, some of whom are not human, and many mechanisms not found in Westeros. They do not much care that I am small and misshapen.

Dun dun duuun~ /Same here >D

[catchallthecats]

Thank you.

[She's yet to get any real enmity for Tyrion, so for now, there is sympathy at that last part.]

Well, perhaps they aren't so cruel as some people are then. That's good.

There's non-human folk in Nautilus too... some of them are even mechanisms themselves.

[mightyfallen]

Oh, did he say friend? I'm touched.

You needn't worry about the debt, either; if you're really headed into the thick of things, politically speaking, I'm sure I'll be extorting plenty of favors from you in the future. [ :) ]

[theimp]

It is always very touching when he does that. [Grin.] But, as he may have told you, we Lannisters can become very testy about our debts, so this arrangement suits me.