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[taser_happy]

Mun... Seriously, that's what I'm supposed to call you?

[THere's a huff and an eye roll.]

Right. So what's the deal with this? You throw me at people for what? Shits and giggles? Do I at least get my taser?

[She does.]

Damn straight I get my taser. And my ipod, you hear me? Good.
At least it's a break from Jane looking at me like I just drooled all over her notes.

Hey, if you're gonna do this can I at least hook up with a cute guy? Please?

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[feelstaller]

I don't think Miss Foster thinks you drool all over her notes, ma'am. She seems kind of preoccupied with...other things.

[taser_happy]

Ma'am? [You get a bit of a 'seriously?' look.] Consider the fact that she's a 'brilliant astrophysicist' and I'm just a political science major... Yeah. It happens.

[feelstaller]

No such thing as just anything, ma'am. Different arenas.

[irondick]

[ heeeeeeeello Nurse.

my, is that a curvilicious babe right there? Pepper won't kill him for flirting. He can't help himself. ]

Cute guys? I've always thought of myself more as ruggedly handsome. [ BORED INSPECTING NAILS. ]

[taser_happy]

[Oh holy crap... Tony Stark? TONY STARK? WHAT? WHAT?! After the initial surprise though...]

Rugged... Maybe. [There's a small smirk. You can finish the rest, Stark.]

[taser_happy]

[She squints at him over her glasses. ]

And you'd think she'd remember that. Though... it's not that bad... Really.

[He was kinda cute, in a small kicked puppy way.]

[irondick]

Maybe, really? Playing hard to get is so not working for you, doll. [ bored eyebrow perk. winking. ]

[taser_happy]

Yeah, because I'm totally gonna play easy to get. [Grossed out shudder at that thought.]

[feelstaller]

See? -he gives her an encouraging smile-

[taser_happy]

[Okay, yeah. Definitely cute. She gives a somewhat shy smile in returns.]

Yeah, I see. SO... You would be?

[feelstaller]

Captain Rogers, ma'am. And you are?

[taser_happy]

Okay, firstly it's not 'ma'am'; it's Darcy and secondly. Thanks, it's nice to meet you too.

[feelstaller]

Miss Darcy, then.

[odinsons]

[ ... ]

Is the taser truly necessary?

[ THAT WASN'T FUN ]

[taser_happy]

Or just Darcy... [But she's not arguing.]

[taser_happy]

Yes, yes it is.

[A pause.]

Hey, I apologised!

[irondick]

And declaring you wanna meet 'cute guys' and proceeding to try and act like you so don't want me is totally working too. [ grins. ]

See, this is where you'd expect me to woo you, right? This is me... not even bothering. Shock, awe, all that fancy stuff.

[taser_happy]

[Did he just seriously say that?]

Wow, you're a whole new level of obnoxious and gross, did you know that? You must be proud.

And by the way... All this [She waves vaguely at him.] Nope.

[odinsons]

[ he was teasing. sort of......... ]

Well. I suppose there are many more... worthy than I to be on the receiving end of your mighty taser.

[ not that it'd work on him now or anything, but he really hates it btw ]

Do exercise caution, Darcy. There are many unsavory characters lurking about.

[taser_happy]

Yeah, especially since you kind saved our lives back there. Which you know... Thanks.

[A smirk.]

Which is exactly why I carry it around. Also, hold up a sec. [Stomp stomp stomp. Punch!]

That's for Jane. [And now she winces. That... hurt more than she thought it would.]

[irondick]

So, you do not take well to having the truth shoved into your face, huh? Don't like the fact that I called you on it and did not give you the response you wanted and then told you I wasn't going to try to seduce you. Typical.

You gonna start insulting my intelligence too now, Doll? I would love to see what you can come up with. I've heard some creative things over the years, they don't really ever get old.

[ ...tony no, tony. ]

[odinsons]

[ ah. was that a gust of wind? something.

oh. a punch. ok. careful, darcy. you could break you fingers doing that. ]

It was not my intention to not return... My only means of transportation at the time were... ... [ what's a good way to say this... ] obliterated beyond repair.

[taser_happy]

Oh, woah woah woah. It's one thing to meet up with someone that's cute. it's a whole 'nother thing to get approached by someone that lays it out like he expects things to fall into place.

And just for the record, kinda glad you didn't try the seduction thing. I mean yeah, handsome and all but soo not my type.

[See this? Completely unruffled. She tasered Thor. She's not bothered.]

Uh huh and why should I?

[taser_happy]

[Just gonna grumble and rub her hand cos OW.]

Yeah, I know. I just kinda had to since she was a bit teary eyed for a while. Not your fault.

It's cool. So did you get everything fixed?

[efficacy]

A taser? Interesting. I'll have to remember that.