because why not

[deutscherorden]

Yo! I don't know what you're planning, but it'd better be good! I was totally about to kick that loser Hungary's ass!

Whatever! I claim this place for my own, kesesese~ All of you here, bow down and worship the Mighty Teutonic Knights!! I don't know what all this stuff about 'using this to get back into character' is, but it doesn't matter, because I'll be the best at whatever challenge you throw before me!

Yeah, you too, Mun-Person-Thing. You'd better grovel at my feet before I decide I don't need you after all~

Comments

[kartoffelstampfer]

I refuse.

[deutscherorden]

Whoa you're big. How the hell'd you get so big?! You're even bigger than the Turks! Doesn't matter, I'll kick your butt anyway, kesese~

I'll even let you tell me your name before I take all your land as my own~

[kartoffelstampfer]

I have no intention to fight you, brother. And it's in your best interest to refrain from that idea as well.

[deutscherorden]

The Teutonic Knights has no brother! I'm better off all by myself, because there's no one who can keep up with my Awesome!

If you don't wanna fight me, then give me all your land, kesesesese~

[kartoffelstampfer]

Nein.

[And that's all he says to that. Sorry little knight.]

[deutscherorden]

What'd you mean, "nein"?! You too scared to challenge the Awesome Me? All those muscles're just for show, huh??

[kartoffelstampfer]

Don't force it, brother!

[deutscherorden]

K-kesesese! W-what're you gonna do~?

Aaah, my awesome voice is shaking in excitement! Definitely not fear~

[kartoffelstampfer]

[No response. No verbal one, at least. All he does is reach down to pick this little nuisance up to keep him off the ground and a convenient arm length away if successful.]

[edes_virag]

What was that about kicking my ass?

[deutscherorden]

Huh? Who're you supposed to be~? You don't look like that loser Hungary at all, kesesese~

[edes_virag]

[Rolls her eye with a smirk and holds her hair up and back in a pony tail like when she was smaller.]

Guess who then. Surprise.

[deutscherorden]

Gyaaaaah!!

[He just points and gapes at her -- gapes up at her, because she's a lot taller than he is now, too!!]

[edes_virag]

[Laughs and releases her hair.

Kneels down to sit so he doesn't have to feel so tiny.]

As I said, surprise.

[deutscherorden]

[His face turns a brilliant shade of dark red to match his eyes as she moves to his level, because -- yeah that was definitely a chest there, and it hadn't been that long ago that he'd grabbed there and it had definitely been--!!]

Uh. Uh.

[It takes a second, then he puts his hands on his hips and juts out his chin.]

Y-yeah, well... you may be big now, but I can take you if I have to!!

[edes_virag]

Oh, you really think you can take me now, huh?

[Blinks and puts her hand over his face to give a playful [but somewhat forceful] push.]

[deutscherorden]

Yeah! 'Course I-- aaah!

[He isn't expecting the hand to his head, or for Hungary to be so much stronger. Both hands come up as if to grab at her hand, but he misses and falls back on his butt with a yelp. He scrambles back up to his feet but hesitates, not sure if God's okay with him hitting a girl.]

H-heh, you should thank me 'cause I'm not usin' my full strength against you, ahaha~

[didnazithatcoming]

Vell.


Zhis is different.

[deutscherorden]

What's different~? Being in the presence of someone so awesome? Kesesese, don't worry, I'll allow you to properly express your thanks! Bow down and worship the Great Teutonic Knights!

[didnazithatcoming]

...You are zer great general Prussia?

But you are zo...

Tiny.

[deutscherorden]

No I'm not Prussia, they're some barbarians way up north that I'm gonna conquer, kesese~ I'm the super-powerful Teutonic Knights! Just you wait, some day I'm gonna be huge, bigger'an a house!

...Bigger'an a cathedral, kesesese!! So who're you supposed to be, huh~?

[didnazithatcoming]

...No, I zhink very much zhat I am looking at Prussia. You have his exact laugh.

[deutscherorden]

Is that big-me I keep hearing about? Kesese, sure enough, I must be the coolest if even you've heard of me!

Maybe you really suck at hearing things, so I'll repeat my Awesome Self~ Who're you supposed to be? You know Big Awesome Me?

[didnazithatcoming]

Yes, I do. Und he acts like much less of a little pest.

[deutscherorden]

So I grow up to be even bigger and stronger, huh~ Kesesese, sure enough, you're super-lucky to meet me now! You can tell everyone you had the honor of bowing before the Might Teutonic Knights~