because why not

[deutscherorden]

Yo! I don't know what you're planning, but it'd better be good! I was totally about to kick that loser Hungary's ass!

Whatever! I claim this place for my own, kesesese~ All of you here, bow down and worship the Mighty Teutonic Knights!! I don't know what all this stuff about 'using this to get back into character' is, but it doesn't matter, because I'll be the best at whatever challenge you throw before me!

Yeah, you too, Mun-Person-Thing. You'd better grovel at my feet before I decide I don't need you after all~

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[kartoffelstampfer]

I refuse.

[deutscherorden]

Whoa you're big. How the hell'd you get so big?! You're even bigger than the Turks! Doesn't matter, I'll kick your butt anyway, kesese~

I'll even let you tell me your name before I take all your land as my own~

[kartoffelstampfer]

I have no intention to fight you, brother. And it's in your best interest to refrain from that idea as well.

[deutscherorden]

The Teutonic Knights has no brother! I'm better off all by myself, because there's no one who can keep up with my Awesome!

If you don't wanna fight me, then give me all your land, kesesesese~

[kartoffelstampfer]

Nein.

[And that's all he says to that. Sorry little knight.]

[deutscherorden]

What'd you mean, "nein"?! You too scared to challenge the Awesome Me? All those muscles're just for show, huh??

[kartoffelstampfer]

Don't force it, brother!

[deutscherorden]

K-kesesese! W-what're you gonna do~?

Aaah, my awesome voice is shaking in excitement! Definitely not fear~

[kartoffelstampfer]

[No response. No verbal one, at least. All he does is reach down to pick this little nuisance up to keep him off the ground and a convenient arm length away if successful.]

[deutscherorden]

Gyaah! Put me down! Put me down!!

[He flails his little arms and legs, but of course he can't reach anything beyond this giant's arm. So he just pounds his fists against his forearm, completely forgetting about the sword at his side.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[And there goes Germany just... Watching this for a couple of moments.]

Shall we see how far I can throw you, or will you behave, brother?

[deutscherorden]

What? You can't throw the Awesome Me! I'm the best at behaving, so put me down, and I'll permit you to live!

[kartoffelstampfer]

[So not putting you back down just yet.]

I can. I can also kick you. And, no. You're not. Stop trying my patience.

[deutscherorden]

I-I'll kick you back! You can't hold the Teutonic Knights captive, even if you're super-huge!! I'm just letting you hold me to think you won, k-kesesese~

[kartoffelstampfer]

...right.

[With that, he releases his hold and just lets his little captive drop to the ground.]

I won't even ask how your mundane even puts up with you.

[deutscherorden]

Gyaaah!

[He lands in an unceremonious heap on the ground before quickly scrambling to his feet, chin jutting out defiantly.]

I let it think it's the one in charge, then I take over, kesesese~

[With that, he lunges forward to try to kick the giant nation in the knee.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

So that's your plan? And what are you going to do once you took them over?

[Germany doesn't sound too convinced. But that knee responds to being kicked by attempting to knock the smaller one over to pin him on the ground with a heavily booted foot.]

[deutscherorden]

[This time the little Knight lets out a pained yelp as there's suddenly several pounds worth of Giant German pinning him to the ground. He's trying to punch as hard as he can against the boot, or what he can reach of it, but there's not much he can really do.]

Was gonna... Ow, fuck! Was gonna... take over... this whole place...

[edes_virag]

What was that about kicking my ass?

[deutscherorden]

Huh? Who're you supposed to be~? You don't look like that loser Hungary at all, kesesese~

[edes_virag]

[Rolls her eye with a smirk and holds her hair up and back in a pony tail like when she was smaller.]

Guess who then. Surprise.

[deutscherorden]

Gyaaaaah!!

[He just points and gapes at her -- gapes up at her, because she's a lot taller than he is now, too!!]

[edes_virag]

[Laughs and releases her hair.

Kneels down to sit so he doesn't have to feel so tiny.]

As I said, surprise.

[deutscherorden]

[His face turns a brilliant shade of dark red to match his eyes as she moves to his level, because -- yeah that was definitely a chest there, and it hadn't been that long ago that he'd grabbed there and it had definitely been--!!]

Uh. Uh.

[It takes a second, then he puts his hands on his hips and juts out his chin.]

Y-yeah, well... you may be big now, but I can take you if I have to!!

[edes_virag]

Oh, you really think you can take me now, huh?

[Blinks and puts her hand over his face to give a playful [but somewhat forceful] push.]