RE: TMI meme.

[lastmanstanding]

I am supposed to be sober. Sober.

Who the hell is Haymitch Abernathy and why do I need to go get drunk with him?

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[obliviousescort]

[Oh she really just wants to knock that drink out of his hand. She's not smiling... Not even smirking or anything.]

I do try.

[hungover]

You really shouldn't make it so easy, Effie.

[If it took more than a little effort to jostle her, he'd probably just give up and move on.]

[obliviousescort]

[But then that wouldn't make her who she is... Her high-strung is a defining factor, after all.]

You should, perhaps, resist the temptation sometimes.

[hungover]

Well, we could switch, but I don't think I could fit into your wigs.

[And she probably couldn't stomach his liquor.]

So I guess we're stuck.

[obliviousescort]

[She doesn't want to stomach that liquor, thankyouverymuch....

And she kind of likes you the way you are, she wouldn't try to Capitolize you. but she'll never admit that out loud]

I guess so... We could always work on that.

[hungover]

You try to put a bow in my hair and I'll stick you like Katniss did that table.

[...and to think, this is him trying to be charming.]

[obliviousescort]

But it would be just darling.

[She's calling that an empty threat, Haymitch... It's her turn to annoy.]

[hungover]

Try it. I dare you.

[He smirks, finishing the rest of his drink and putting it on the table. There is a butterknife within reach.]