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[benchwarming]

Okay, look, all mighty "powerful" mun, we have to talk about this username. 

You claim to like me which is why you 'picked me up' and by the way, that sounds super sleazy, but then you give me that - that - do I even need to explain?! Benchwarming. Because yeah, I need to be reminded about how I'm always on the sidelines -

-- Look, reminding me that I'm not is not changing that that's what you named this thing, asshat! My ego has been cut. It's half the size that it was before, and it wasn't that substantial before! Reverse grinching.

And no, no, you don't get to pick up Derek, I don't care how "heart wrenching" his story is, or that he just needs a big cuddle - no emo wolf bullshit up in this place! No more than you already got going on.

... Pointing out that he has a reason to genuinely be that way does not make it any less irritating!

Couldn't you at least pick up Lydia instead of Derek? You keep stanning over her too.

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[conspirator]

You could try being less entertaining. Maybe that would help your case.

[wetasoctober]

'Emo wolf bullshit?'

[Confused roman is confused.]

[benchwarming]

I'm entertaining? I'm so glad getting ordered around and beat up is entertaining!

[ Rant trails off because hello blue space babe ]

[benchwarming]

Emo, as in constant brooding and doom and gloom on my life oh shit you heard that.

[ Meta headspaces aside, Stiles doesn't want to go flinging secrets around.

... is that a skirt? ]

Is that a skirt?

[conspirator]

[in yo face bodacious blue 'English' space babe]

She believes so. I'm not disclosing my own opinion.

[puppysitting]

[Really Stiles? Really?]

Emo? [JUST A POINTED LOOK OF, did you seriously just say that?]

[hydrokhoos]

Emo wolves, huh? Cute.

[wetasoctober]

[Instant face-drain. See how quickly his expression drains, Stiles.]

You're a strange boy, do you know that?

[benchwarming]

[ Oh god stop looking at her. Stiles looks up. ]

I'm so glad the universe at large is laughing. And probably you too. Nondisclosure is never good.

[benchwarming]

[ A wince. ]

Yeah, that's not the first time I've heard that actually.

[benchwarming]

[ DRAWING HIS SHOULDERS UP you don't scare him much ]

Yeah, you know, broody, woe is me attitude? That you have in spades.

[ He gestures with his hands. Biiig attitude.]

[benchwarming]

They're not. They have faces made of sandpaper and angst.

[hydrokhoos]

I didn't know angst had a distinct look.

[wetasoctober]

Maybe there's some truth behind it, then.

[conspirator]

[Completely and utterly unfazed.]

I wouldn't dare laugh, Stiles. Think of what that might do to your pride.

[benchwarming]

Trust me, I can - [ He reaches for his phone, then stops. Does he have any pictures of Derek? ] Well, I can't actually but you should just imagine like, a cloud of angst. Everywhere.

[benchwarming]

That - that was never in doubt, actually, so you really don't need to mention it.

[hydrokhoos]

Sounds like you need a break from the 'cloud of angst'.

[benchwarming]

What, you mean the like, tablespoon of it I have left?

[conspirator]

Precisely. It can't afford to take more injurious blows.

[wetasoctober]

Embarrassed?

[That's what you get for saying he wears a skirt. And he's killed for less.]

cries that icon

[benchwarming]

Oh no, no, why even worry now, let's just use the rest of it up!

[ He waves his hands around. ]

[benchwarming]

Well, it's kind of hard to get embarrassed over a fact, so, no, actually.

[ Yes, he was, but he's trying to recover valiantly. ]

[puppysitting]

I don't have a 'woe is me' attitude.

[He just has trust issues and his entire family, excluding his crazy sassy uncle, died in a fire...]

[benchwarming]

I do, it's called my best friend.

[ Scott may have his own cloud of angst but - generally, he's a little more positive.

Dumbass that he is. ]

And I totally have a life outside him anyway.