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dear_mun2012-08-25 11:50 am
notascheap) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-25 11:50 am
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ATTENTION SCAMPERING MAGGOT-INFESTED HUMAN TYPE.
You. Scum. New Scum, or New New Scum, or whatever it is you want to be called.
Yeah. YOU. With the mosquito attention span and penchant for psychos. People I know would eat your face and dance in your leavings for pulling this kind of skullduggery and never think twice. And then skullfuck you and sell your lungs on the black market for good measure and not necessarily in that order. You honestly think you can handle this? On top of everything else? Because if you abandon me AGAIN. I won't be coming back, not for all the monkey brains and caffeine pills and sheer, raw STIMULANT in this great big multiverse of ours. Not for all the news stories, no matter HOW titillating or potentially gut-wrenching.
You know it's going to be work. Constant, never-ending if you're serious about that boat and don't get me wrong; it sounds like a veritable trove of the sane. Truly. I've already got some ideas on how to shake things up. But with everybody else you got there, and you KNOW I'll have to have my fingers all over it.
So many people there, so many vacuous souls and expressions in need of a good talk with the ol' chair leg. My fingers are itching already; no D-lists, no fluffy cuddly Spider, no CASTRATION to keep the masses happy. Clean slate, permission to say whatever I want and who knows. Maybe this group will actually listen, if they're really from somewhere else. Somewhere...shinier. Less content to be slaves to the silver screen. Maybe a blackboard with a rotating feed and it's so OLD-FASHIONED but sometimes you just have to make do. I would scribble the stories out on the wall with my own blood if I had to, you know that. The point here is, I WANT to do this. I want to help you, really I do. But just get your shit in line first.
Ducks. Rows. You know the drill.
Best of luck to you, and in the immortal words of our sponsors, "nut up or shut up".
- Spider
Yeah. YOU. With the mosquito attention span and penchant for psychos. People I know would eat your face and dance in your leavings for pulling this kind of skullduggery and never think twice. And then skullfuck you and sell your lungs on the black market for good measure and not necessarily in that order. You honestly think you can handle this? On top of everything else? Because if you abandon me AGAIN. I won't be coming back, not for all the monkey brains and caffeine pills and sheer, raw STIMULANT in this great big multiverse of ours. Not for all the news stories, no matter HOW titillating or potentially gut-wrenching.
You know it's going to be work. Constant, never-ending if you're serious about that boat and don't get me wrong; it sounds like a veritable trove of the sane. Truly. I've already got some ideas on how to shake things up. But with everybody else you got there, and you KNOW I'll have to have my fingers all over it.
So many people there, so many vacuous souls and expressions in need of a good talk with the ol' chair leg. My fingers are itching already; no D-lists, no fluffy cuddly Spider, no CASTRATION to keep the masses happy. Clean slate, permission to say whatever I want and who knows. Maybe this group will actually listen, if they're really from somewhere else. Somewhere...shinier. Less content to be slaves to the silver screen. Maybe a blackboard with a rotating feed and it's so OLD-FASHIONED but sometimes you just have to make do. I would scribble the stories out on the wall with my own blood if I had to, you know that. The point here is, I WANT to do this. I want to help you, really I do. But just get your shit in line first.
Ducks. Rows. You know the drill.
Best of luck to you, and in the immortal words of our sponsors, "nut up or shut up".
- Spider
I enjoy your headcanon?
[Musing] Not sure about any doctors, but I didn't think accents were a transmissible trait. ...could be wrong, they do just about anything these days.
Sounds like the Farsight Reservation. Like you said; lovely people.
You can learn. Anyone can learn; if I can teach an ex-politician's daughter the value, anyone can learn. Pacifist's just another word for someone who's the first to get their head stomped in and their neck shat down because it's there. No offense. I like pacifists. They're cheery. Make my chest-organs all warm and fuzzy.
But this Faith. I must speak with her. Bring her to me. [Snap snap!]
no subject
I've been stomped and shat on and worse. People with my level of power have to be benevolent anyway. Anything less can end up breaking whole planetary regions in an emotional outburst.
Faith is not one to be summoned unless she's in a good mood. Take note: she could juggle you.
no subject
And we wouldn't want that, the world is fucked enough already. ...your level of power?
I am a Rogue Journalist with advancing brain damage and nothing left to lose. I spend three hours on the john a day and sometimes my digestive system shuts off in the middle of the night. If I want to summon people I will accept the possibility of juggling with an open mind and a heavy fist.
no subject
And brain damage? Hnf. I know someone who could fix that for you in an afternoon.
Somehow I think the two of you will get on famously after a few black eyes....
no subject
[A shrug.]
It is what it is; I'll have enough time to do what I have to before I turn into a barely functional vegetable, that's all that matters. Anything else is just a bonus to prolong the inevitable.
Bodyguards are not supposed to be violent against their employers. But it is, on occasion, necessary.