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[therealgenius]

[welp]

I am not the government's bitch boy, no matter how you choose to take that...whatever it is. Look at that. Look at it! If anyone's playing bitch boy there, it's Rhodes. [That is not a thing you should have said, Justin] Not that—okay, that's one thing out of the way. Are you listening? Because that has to stop. I'm neither of those things.

Stop calling me Salieri. You realize that the whole movie is fictional, right? That Salieri and Mozart were actually friends? I would never go that far—it's not about Tony, it's about— [stop talking, Justin] —you know, if you're looking for a sad loser to make fun of, why don't you dick around with Spider-Man or whatever? There's a real loser.

That covers it.

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[manofiron]

Which is terrible. That Salieri and Mozart were friends.

[rhodeing]

[UH, EXCUSE YOU, JUSTIN.]

No, that doesn't cover it.

[therealgenius]

Exactly! It's fictional. It didn't go down that way. I'm nothing like him, fictionally or historically.

[theburd]

[ Horatio told you he'd be watching you, Hammer.

And he is. ]

[therealgenius]

What? No. I wasn't. Look. I talk. Sometimes I don't talk well. I didn't mean anything by it—your face. It just. The look? You look beat.

[rhodeing]

[omfg SCREAMING]

You believe this, Horatio? Can't get any respect around here.

[therealgenius]

[jesus fucking shit ass WHY ARE YOU A THING THAT IS A THING IN HIS LIFE]

The fuck are you looking at?

[manofiron]

I'm trying to decide if I'm offended here. The jury's still out.

[therealgenius]

No shit, Sherlock. That's why it's got to stop.

[HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF SIR]

[rhodeing]

Yeah, being a bitch boy really takes it out of you, I guess.

[Even Tony knows better than to call him a bitch boy, seriously Hammer.]

I know what you meant, man. People say what they mean. Don't give me that bullshit.

[therealgenius]

I don't think you'll get a jury that won't be biased because everyone knows who you are. Like the Michael Jackson thing, only without the zoo and the tree-climbing and the little kiddie parties.

[theburd]

[ Look at that. For you, BFF Rhodey, he's writing in English today. ]

Shall I peck out his eyes?

[therealgenius]

No just—will you look at it? Look at your face. You look so...man, don't get on me for it. Don't. It looks like it!

[rhodeing]

[Horatio has always been Rhodey's favorite, truly.]

I really think you should.

[theburd]

[ Have you ever seen The Birds, Hammer?

Because this one's flying right toward you. ]

[theburd]

Acknowledged.

[rhodeing]

Don't get on you? So I'm just supposed to stand here and take it?

[manofiron]

You know, I don't think you'd do that.

[therealgenius]

[HE WILL SHOOT YOU TO THIS SONG ENJOY THE ABUSE YOU LITTLE NIGHTMARE]

[veryastute]

Sir, might I suggest you stop talking? As I recall, various incarnations of Spider-Man have occasionally psychotic and always dangerous friends.

[therealgenius]

[HE WASN'T EVEN THINKING OF THE FACETWIN THING

IT'S A SAYING JFC LEAVE THE WORKSHOP MORE]

Are you making a request?

[theburd]

[ Didn't you know Horatio can dodge bullets?

Prepare yourself, Hammer. ]

[therealgenius]

...do what?

[Because he just said kiddie parties and his mind is going at 90000000 MPH Tony please clarify]

[therealgenius]

[...]

...yes.

FUCK YOU I WAS EXPECTING "BE PREPARED" FROM THE LION KING AHHHHH YOU EVIL ROACH

[therealgenius]

[this is all in his head right

this isn't real

is this real]