rp...ception?

[spats]

I'm not going all the way to a mall infested with monsters to look for Fire Nation underwear. That's the stupidest idea you've ever had, deal with it. Asami's "airbender" outfit works just fine on its own, we've got an imagination and I'm not exactly focusing on clothes when we're — when — hey, shut up. Some of those wild animals are made out of acid! Not to mention Amon and Ozai are floating around, looking for a good time. Yeah, great, let's just waltz around to find ridiculously unimportant things.

No, I'm not finding extra pillows to build the landscape out of! I'll invade your head with a migraine.

... Things are fine with Korra, stop nagging. She can be friends with whichever idiots she wants. I don't care.

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oh fuck you internet connection I hit post!

[challinging]

You know, if you want to add some authenticity, you should ask what it's like to be with a real airbender.

[This is a joke, this is completely and 100% a joke and Mako's not going to get it is he?]

[spats]

... No, thanks.

[ LIN, STOP TROLLIN. Wait. ]

[challinging]

[Trolling is what Beifongs do]

What, you sure? Guess you'll just have to brave the monsters instead.

[spats]

I'm not risking getting my legs ripped off by who-knows-what to find new clothes. [ Pauses. ] Not until my own are falling apart, anyway.

[challinging]

So you do have something resembling common sense after all. Shocking.

[korralate]

[...Ignoring that whole underwear bit.]

The fact that you never asked where I was going before the Wastes makes me wonder if something really is wrong or if you finally stopped being an overbearing mother possum-chicken.

[spats]

I have a lot of common sense.

[ He just, they, when, STUPID THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO HIM. ]

[spats]

[ GOOD. It's Issues City in here enough already. ]

Why do you suddenly need my approval to do anything? Go gallivanting off with whoever you want, even if they are jerks.

[korralate]

I don't, I was just curious about the sudden change. And for the record, Akito is not a jerk. Agito is. And you're both on a similar level of jerkdom, so you better look at yourself before you start claiming that you're not.

[spats]

You're comparing me to a psycho kid who insults anyone they feel like for no reason? Thanks a lot, Korra. It's nice to know that's how you feel about me.

[challinging]

Oh? Really?

[The world is filled with stupid things Mako.]

[spats]

I'm not the one running around with weirdos, so yeah, really.

[korralate]

I said similar level, not the exact same! And he's not psycho! He's just got some issues he's got to work out, not that it's any of your business.

[challinging]

And the one running around with weirdos would be...?

[She's pretty sure he didn't just imply she hangs out with weirdos, but uh wat]

[spats]

I don't care about him, he could drop dead and I wouldn't bat an eye.

[spats]

[ It's the huffiest Mako Appreciation Day ever. Don't worry, Lin. ]

Korra.

[challinging]

Oh, well, no one implied Korra had anything like common sense. If that's your baseline...

[Doop doop insulting the avatar doo. Mako Appreciation Day is not on Lin's calendar tho sorry.]

[korralate]

Wow Mako, that's really cold. It's not like he's gone and killed a ton of people. He's just rude sometimes.

[korralate]

[DIS FACE]

[spats]

[ Sighs. Korra's so ... nngh. ]

At least you're around.

[spats]

He's going to get you killed.

[challinging]

[Yeeees and?]

[korralate]

No he won't. He was the one that told me not to do anything rash when we went to try and talk with the-- went into the Wastes. [yep because that's totally all they did]

[korralate]

I have common sense. I just ignore it sometimes when it's being boring.

[challinging]

[Yes, well, when you grow up in a box there are things you miss out on. Even when your mentor is Katara. Hopefully she can be taught.]

I tend to be.