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[hisusername]

I can explain.

It's more if I want to or not.

It should be obvious. Hi, my name is Allison Argent, my mom committed suicide because she got bitten by a werewolf, my grandfather manipulated me into helping him. I'm a werewolf hunter. My boyfriend... If we're even still dating... is a werewolf.

Then it goes on to get more complicated, and I just... An apology doesn't cover it. It really doesn't.

But I owe everyone an apology.

I really owe everyone an apology.

But I'm not sure where to start.

So hi, my name is Allison Argent.

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[hisusername]

Well, maybe we'll find out.
It'd be long over-due.

[studmuffin]

Hey, maybe we'll get sunshine and candy and kittens.

[hisusername]

I think we're all down for that.

[studmuffin]

Unless werewolves get into pissing matches with cats. Or we end up with werekittens.

[hisusername]

Werekittens? [Have a look, Stiles.] What, cats that turn into wolves? That'd be... interesting.

[studmuffin]

I haven't really thought about the specifics.

[hisusername]

Y'know, somehow, I figured as much.

[studmuffin]

Words come out, no thought is put into them.

[hisusername]

And that's why I like you, Stiles. You don't get bogged down in thoughts making sense.

[studmuffin]

Well, at least someone does.

[hisusername]

Hey. It's more than just me that likes you.

[studmuffin]

Right now? I doubt it. Everything's just up in the air.

[hisusername]

It really is. I need to talk to Scott.

[studmuffin]

He'll listen to you. He's crazy about you.

[hisusername]

I know. But it's gonna be even harder, now.

[studmuffin]

You'll get there. I am totally shipping you and Scott hardcore.

[hisusername]

...Shipping us?

[studmuffin]

Has the internet taught you nothing?

[hisusername]

I don't travel in the 4chan circles of the internet, Stiles. I'm more of a facebook kind of girl.

[studmuffin]

Allison, I am the most disappointed in you.

[hisusername]

Why? I use the internet for facebook, chatting and school. Is that... surprising or something?

[studmuffin]

No, not really. I need to introduce you and Scott to tumblr.

OF COURSE HE IS ON TUMBLR. OF COURSE.

[hisusername]

Tumblr? [She raises an eyebrow.]

i want to make him a tumblr account ahahaha.

[studmuffin]

It's this like, blog. For pictures and videos and hilarious gifs.

please do. I would follow it.

[hisusername]

Sounds... Uh... Interesting...? [Is that the right word for it?]