Homelessness is sad

[itlookslikeyoure]

Mun, it looks like you're trying to find me a home.

Would you like help?

o Harassing other players for ideas.
o Just drink yourself into oblivion and stare at games.

_ Don't show me this tip again.

Comments

Have a muse from 1948 who is woefully unaware of Microsoft Word.

[guilty_pianist]

[....is that a giant floating paper clip?

What.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

You look confused.

Would you like help?

o Get told of the terrible secrets of the internet?
o Just stumble into 4chan on your own with no warning

_ Don't show this tip again

[guilty_pianist]

W-What are you?!

[It talks!...kinda.]

[i_said_hey_whats_goin_on]

Hey!

What's goin' on!

[amiannoyingyou]

Hey! I'm the advice-giver around here!

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I'm Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like some assistance today?

[guilty_pianist]

Office assistant?

[Staaaare.]

But you're...how...

[Oh god, is he crazy now?]

I-I need a drink.

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're crying all the time.

Would you like help?

o Get help praying.
o Just say heeeeey-eyyyy-eyyyy-yaya heeeeey-eyyyy-eyyyy-yaya without help.

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're jealous of a superior office assistant.

Would you like help?

o Maybe ask your mom?
o Just go cry about it without help.

[itlookslikeyoure]

Looks like you're trying to drink away insanity. Would you like to see a list of drinks over 100 proof?

_ Yes
_ No

That's "yes" in Phillip body language.

[guilty_pianist]

....

[Stare.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

! Do you want to drink this steaming red drink that smells of death and cinnamon?

_ Yes
_ No

[ininclntntwrds]

[Petitus looks at Clippit's mun.]

I hope you're proud of yourself.

[guilty_pianist]

....what is that?

[Death?]

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness.

Would you like help?

o Find what happiness you can from within yourself.
o Install Windows Vista

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're trying to drink grain alcohol with some cinnamon and red food coloring in it.

Would you like help?

o Call a paramedic for when you finish.
o Finish on your own and pass out in a ditch.

[amiannoyingyou]

Press the A button to perform a jump. Try it on high cliff edges!

[itlookslikeyoure]

You seem to be continuously mashing the A button. Are you mentally defective and need to be institutionalized?

_ Yes
_ No

[doyouneedsomehelp]

[Hi Clippit have...another clippit, tapping on your computer screen in a very annoying manner]

[itlookslikeyoure]

It appears that you've been slightly deformed?

Would you like help?

o Get someone in the office to bend you back
o Remain that way as a reminder of just how dangerous life as a Microsoft Office Assistant can be

[doyouneedsomehelp]

[He pulls back, looking just fine! Just one of the many ways Clippit makes sure to be helpful- by grabbing your attention!]

Why thank you Microsoft Office Assistant, but I don't have any deformities!

[itlookslikeyoure]

Its good to see you are up and running. Do you require any more assistance from the Microsoft Office Assistant?

[teenagebadboy]

[Stares]

This place is bloody crazy...

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I am Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like some assistance today?

[guilty_pianist]

Wait a minute! I haven't tried to drink--

[Phillip looks at the beverage.]

I'm not drinking that!