...movie?

[awarlock]

It's a movie. It's their team.

There is no reason why I should care about it beyond wishing them success with Thanos.

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[gamora]

Because we have such an outstanding record of that already.

[awarlock]

[so encouraging]

Alternate universe. There's a higher chance of success.

[gamora]

Or a higher chance that we get our asses handed to us, an unspecified number of us die horribly, and Thanos returns for the second 'Avengers' movie.

[awarlock]

Death is irrelevant for us. Your alternate selves will have to get use to the notion. As with that Thanos.

[gamora]

I'm sure he'll be thrilled when he finds out.

But it's your team, too. They're bound to find a way to shove you in.

[awarlock]

Not when. If. We know Thanos is more clever than that.

Abstract concepts on this scale aren't favorable in action-thriller movies. The moment you connect me into this, it becomes too convoluted.

[one word: starlin]

[gamora]

That depends on what form of courting he's trying to do, if that. But I suppose that's why they've included me - someone has to dish out exposition.

So they'll streamline your origin story and powers. You can kiss your temporary godhood goodbye in that universe, Adam.

[ yeah there's no way anyone can streamline that enough. ]