Mun is indecisive

[pachintoki]

Huh?  You're really considering 3 places?  That means you'll get one eventually; it's a matter of time and patience.  Keep going with your face to the wind, as long as nobody is up-wind from you.


But before you hesitate anymore Gin-san is going to mercifully point out two things all of these games have in common that you might have missed:  A free place to live, and easy money!

Let's say it again!  Free!  Housing!  Easy!  Money!  

So don't dawdle!  When I heard I could have avoided the rent this month if you'd written a few lines of an app, I almost got an ulcer!  You don't want Gin-san to have an ulcer do you?  Gin-san doesn't want one either!

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[spicycracker]

Try not to spread yourself too thin, Gin-san. We would be devastated if you were to grow ill.

[pachintoki]

Devastated? Ah, I would be devastated too! It would be pretty devastating all around!

[When suddenly . . . ]

I-I mean it would be too devastating for me to handle, I'm not strong at all! I-it's old hat for you, right? Right? You're rising above it every day!

[Ah, damnit. Way to be an asshole to the sick girl.]

[spicycracker]

[ She gives him a curious look at first but then starts to giggle. ]

You are a strong young man. You still have plenty of years ahead of you.

[pachintoki]

[Just giving his own uneasy laugh because awkward.]

Mmm.

[Can't help but agree with her words, nodding solemnly.]

So what's your game like for you?

[famicom]

I'm pretty sure all games have that, Gintoki. It's practically one of the only perk of being in a game.

He's right.

There's always some free place to live somewhere.

[pachintoki]

Zura . . . wait, what are you doing there?

What's with that bold text? What are you trying to pull, Zura? What's going on?

ooooooooooh damn son

[umbrelladouche]

Careful which one you choose, mister samurai. Some places are less friendly than others~

mO_Om

[pachintoki]

Thanks for that, unless it was the threat which it sounded like, which I'm pretty sure it was.

8U

[umbrelladouche]

I guess it depends on how you interpret it, huh?

[pachintoki]

Well obviously I would need to go and see for myself, right? Anybody can say anything about anything.

[sadistfaction]

Boss.

Looks like you'll most likely get stuck with me any way you look at it.

[pachintoki]

Haaa? Couldn't hold yourself back, I see. So Sofa, tell me about where you are.

1/2

[sadistfaction]

It's Sougo.

[sadistfaction]

That depends on what you wanna know. I live a double life. Sort of.

In one place, it's just like home, full of aliens and your Yorozuya nerds. The other I'm expected to play the role of a parent, but we all know that's a bunch of bullshit.

[doragonmeido]

Gintoki-sama, you may have been lied to regarding our game. It is not easy money. Much like in Edo, you must do actual work if you expect to pay your rent.

[pachintoki]

What? What really?! Those lying creeps called muns! Which game is this, Tama . . . ahhh pencil, pencil, I need to write this down, paper, paper. . .

[doragonmeido]

It is the one called Mostly Harmless, often referred to as Gargleblasted. Working is, in fact, a staple of the game, as the refugees are hired out as temporary labor to whichever Amanto planet we are visiting for the month.

It says in the game information that if we save up enough money, we may be able to purchase a new planet for ourselves. But that seems to be a forgotten plot point.

[pattan]

G..GIN-SAN!!!

[pachintoki]

Oh, Shinpachi-kun too?

What are you doing in that icon, it looks like you're falling on your face.

[Watches.]

[didhishomework]

No, regardless of which game you pick, you're going to be expected to work to pay rent.

[pachintoki]

All this information is really conflicting. How's someone supposed to decide based on mixed signals!

Your username makes it sound like you might be a smart kid, so tell me about your game.

[didhishomework]

Don't be fooled by something like that, it's supposed to be sarcastic. It's set on a spaceship, and you're supposed to work and save up money with the intention of rebuilding your planet.

At least, that's what we're presumably there for.

[itszurako]

Always so concerned about shedding your responsibilities, Gintoki. Think of the poor old lady who will have to sell her TV and golden teeth and miss out on the evening dramas once you're gone!!

[pachintoki]

Ha! She'll be so happy to have someone more reliable, I'm sure she won't waste any time finding someone new!

So you became fond of that line of work, Zura? Is that why you're masquerading as a weird-looking girl? You'll make every girl on the streets of Edo feel better about herself, you know?

[itszurako]

Well. At least you are finally admitting your faults.

[Huffs.]

It's not Zura, it's Zurako. Can't you read?

And you should not say things like "weird-looking" and other vague insults concerning appearance to ladies. No wonder you never get lucky.