Mun is indecisive

[pachintoki]

Huh?  You're really considering 3 places?  That means you'll get one eventually; it's a matter of time and patience.  Keep going with your face to the wind, as long as nobody is up-wind from you.


But before you hesitate anymore Gin-san is going to mercifully point out two things all of these games have in common that you might have missed:  A free place to live, and easy money!

Let's say it again!  Free!  Housing!  Easy!  Money!  

So don't dawdle!  When I heard I could have avoided the rent this month if you'd written a few lines of an app, I almost got an ulcer!  You don't want Gin-san to have an ulcer do you?  Gin-san doesn't want one either!

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[spicycracker]

Try not to spread yourself too thin, Gin-san. We would be devastated if you were to grow ill.

[famicom]

I'm pretty sure all games have that, Gintoki. It's practically one of the only perk of being in a game.

He's right.

There's always some free place to live somewhere.

ooooooooooh damn son

[umbrelladouche]

Careful which one you choose, mister samurai. Some places are less friendly than others~

[sadistfaction]

Boss.

Looks like you'll most likely get stuck with me any way you look at it.

[doragonmeido]

Gintoki-sama, you may have been lied to regarding our game. It is not easy money. Much like in Edo, you must do actual work if you expect to pay your rent.

[pachintoki]

Zura . . . wait, what are you doing there?

What's with that bold text? What are you trying to pull, Zura? What's going on?

[pachintoki]

Devastated? Ah, I would be devastated too! It would be pretty devastating all around!

[When suddenly . . . ]

I-I mean it would be too devastating for me to handle, I'm not strong at all! I-it's old hat for you, right? Right? You're rising above it every day!

[Ah, damnit. Way to be an asshole to the sick girl.]

mO_Om

[pachintoki]

Thanks for that, unless it was the threat which it sounded like, which I'm pretty sure it was.

8U

[umbrelladouche]

I guess it depends on how you interpret it, huh?

[pachintoki]

Haaa? Couldn't hold yourself back, I see. So Sofa, tell me about where you are.

1/2

[sadistfaction]

It's Sougo.

[sadistfaction]

That depends on what you wanna know. I live a double life. Sort of.

In one place, it's just like home, full of aliens and your Yorozuya nerds. The other I'm expected to play the role of a parent, but we all know that's a bunch of bullshit.

[pachintoki]

What? What really?! Those lying creeps called muns! Which game is this, Tama . . . ahhh pencil, pencil, I need to write this down, paper, paper. . .

[pachintoki]

[That snort at the idea of Sougo as a parent turned into choking and coughing, whoops. Hell, water, give him some water, damnit, Gin-san's gonna die.]

[pachintoki]

Well obviously I would need to go and see for myself, right? Anybody can say anything about anything.

[umbrelladouche]

That's very true! I'm interested to see how you'd adapt to the situation.

[sadistfaction]

Don't worry, Boss!

[Nods nods and points at him.]

You'll be okay. You've got main character shield.

[He is the most helpful person.]

[doragonmeido]

It is the one called Mostly Harmless, often referred to as Gargleblasted. Working is, in fact, a staple of the game, as the refugees are hired out as temporary labor to whichever Amanto planet we are visiting for the month.

It says in the game information that if we save up enough money, we may be able to purchase a new planet for ourselves. But that seems to be a forgotten plot point.

[pachintoki]

Game information?

Hey! Oi, didn't you hear that mun? Game information! You're supposed to read those things.

Maybe it was over-looked, but that's not an excuse!

So are you guys close to buying a planet, then?

[He's just . . . curious it's not like he's trying to avoid work or something.]

[pachintoki]

[Useless . . .Cough cough. . . gasp! And he's 100% okay.]

Ahhh, that's embarrassing. It's hard to remember all the details of the contract sometimes.

I wonder if it works for other characters. Like if I choked you or something.

[He'll just be glancing over at Okita, it's nonchalant so it's okay and not threatening in any way.]

[doragonmeido]

Please wait while I perform some calculations.











With hard work and great fortune, our cast's great-great-grandchildren may know a life off of the refugee ship.

[sadistfaction]

[He shrugs.]

I don't know. Maybe someone should try it and see what happens to them. -- I mean, see what happens to the one being choked.

[Nope he means nothing by that nope noooooope.]

[pattan]

G..GIN-SAN!!!

[spicycracker]

[ She gives him a curious look at first but then starts to giggle. ]

You are a strong young man. You still have plenty of years ahead of you.

[pachintoki]

[W-what.]

Th-that's because we buy the planet first. Clearly it's because we get there first and live wonderful lives, have exotic space romances and reproduce!