This is what happens when I can't sleep or do game tags. Guys like him take over and get voice test.

[before_his_ruin]

DAMN YOU TO THE DEPTHS! I will not quiet down, not so long as you continue to play him as well. Are you mad to think the two of us can live in this "headspace" as you continue to call it and that I will not sink my axe into his belly?


[A raucous laugh.]

Oh, so I see you find it amusing, how amused will you be when I do it? Don't you look at me that way! I will do as I please and you can not...[Robert suddenly finds himself unable to talk because oh yeah boy, mun has all the power. When he can form words again he is livid.]

I will have your head for that you bastard! Never do such a trick on me again!

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[halfhorse]

You truly are a boy sometimes. [Secretly laughing. Only not so secretly.]

[before_his_ruin]

A boy? [Robert is worked up and his tone is anything but polite, good gods he could shatter windows if he starts bellowing]

Fear not My Lady, I am a man grown, as you will find out.

[warden_of_the_north]

Robert, you do realize that this is a common state of affairs among these scribes, yes? I myself have...him and several others I would prefer not to interact with, but they rarely approach me. The difficult part is dealing with the ones played by others.

[before_his_ruin]

Damn you and your stoic face Ned Stark, I'll not settle down just because she's brought you here. Would you sit and watch while a man made his way with the woman you are to wed?

[warden_of_the_north]

[ There's a flash of emotion across his face but he schools his expression.]

I do not like it either, but raging about it will only play into the hands of your scribe. Direct your energy towards something more useful.

[before_his_ruin]

I'm trying but the bloody fool won't let me gut him!

[warden_of_the_north]

...Do you honestly think that your scribe would?

[burnsobright]

I find myself questioning the taste and intelligence of your mundane.

[halfhorse]

I will find out no such thing. [She scoffs at him.]

[before_his_ruin]

[Well she looks a little familiar, judging the coloring he guesses Lannister but must be some distant cousin in the line that he's never seen.]

What's it to you sweetheart? Don't tell me we've met and I've forgotten, if so hope it was a good roll.


[Sorry Cersei....]

[before_his_ruin]

If they possessed any sense yes they would.

[before_his_ruin]

[He just smirks.]

Less you plan to gut me on our wedding night, Lady Stark, you will be.

[daughter_of_winterfell]

Are you certain it's the scribe who lacks sense?

[halfhorse]

I have skill with a blade, and it would not be beyond me. [Watch your back, Baratheon.]

[lobsters]

[ ...well, it is good to see that little has changed with you since your time with Lord Arryn.

...Or perhaps not. It would always infuriate him that he could behave in such a brash manner. But still... he was his lord. ]

You will come to realize that you cannot always do as you will, brother.

[burnsobright]

[Eyes narrowing at that sweetheart? You better believe it. An arrogant tilt of her head at those cold eyes meet his.]

Cersei Lannister. Your wife. Or should I state former wife, given your demise.

[before_his_ruin]

So anxious to see me that you could not let Ned speak I see.

[daughter_of_winterfell]

And you assume much, my lord Baratheon. My brother does not control me, and I would not say I was anxious to see you, but your attitude towards your own scribe could be more befitting one of your station and not an ill-mannered child.

[before_his_ruin]

[There is no fear, no Robert adores the challenge.]

Then I will continue to look forward to that night. [After all, Stark honor will stop her from killing him and he does not believe she hates him as she says.]

[halfhorse]

I would not hold my breath if I were you. [She knows it must come eventually, but she can try and postpone it for as long as possible.]

[before_his_ruin]

[Eyebrow raising, his wife? Robert takes a second or less to process it before he snorts a laugh.]

So I bedded the Lion did I? Gods, the years have aged you, perhaps I am better off dead. [Better that than being denied what he desired most.]

[before_his_ruin]

[Robert throws his head back with a bawdy laugh before he claps a hand to Stannis' shoulder.]

Damn you Stannis you're as stiff as Eddard Stark, when will you learn, I'll have what I want even if I have to take it.

[burnsobright]

Far better than you, who ended up perhaps trice your original weight.

[But as for being better off dead, why yes, Cersei can agree with that.]

[lobsters]

[ Instinctively, Stannis flinches, not at all impressed. ]

Did you ever pay attention to Maester Cressen's history instruction? With little exception, men who attempt to take what they desire solely for themselves only achieve ruin.

[before_his_ruin]

You're too serious for your age Stannis, lighten up brother and live a little. It won't kill you, I promise, look at me, I'm as healthy as an ox.