Mun Can't Seem to Decide Who to Send to thenetwork

[brujah_barkeep]

Are you friggin' kidding me? You wanna send me to some otherwordly Miss America contest?

Last time I checked, vampires who accidentally helped nearly start the Apocalypse don't exactly win prizes for Miss Congeniality.

You're serious about this, aren't you?

Fine. Whatever. We both know you'll totally chicken out.

Again.

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[girl_friday]

It's not so bad as all that.

It's worse.

[brujah_barkeep]

Damn. I'm sold.

[girl_friday]

Unfortunately, I don't think it works quite that way.

[brujah_barkeep]

'Course not. Never does. My question is just why doesn't this prince guy have the stones to find a girl or boy or three-toed sloth the old fashioned way?

[girl_friday]

Or a Lucien monkey.

[Pause.]

I have no idea what that is. I'm sorry, she makes me say the most ridiculous things sometimes.

[brujah_barkeep]

Hey, when someone has their hand shoved up your ass, you say what they tell you to say, right?

[girl_friday]

Well, according to things I see on the Internet, I should ask my boyfriend that question.

[brujah_barkeep]

...

Going to go with "ew" on that one.

[girl_friday]

You learn to have an open mind.

[brujah_barkeep]

And an open ass?

[girl_friday]

Apparently.

[fullondiva]

Pepper, we've talked about googling ourselves.

[girl_friday]

Is that what you call the things I see pictures of Steve doing to you?

Googling yourself?

[fullondiva]

No, I call that fisting, and that's Steve doing it, not me to myself.

[girl_friday]

Looks highly uncomfortable.

[fullondiva]

At least you've got the "miss" part down. Last I checked... yup. Still a guy.

[brujah_barkeep]

Need someone to double check for you, bubba?

[fullondiva]

Is that an offer?

[brujah_barkeep]

I'm not here to play "penis chicken."

[fullondiva]

Fine. Why are you here?

[brujah_barkeep]

Good fucking question.

[fullondiva]

Do you have one?

A question about good fucking, I mean.

[brujah_barkeep]

I suppose you're gonna have the answer?

[fullondiva]

I suppose you won't know unless you ask.

[brujah_barkeep]

Which is more likely to get you laid? A black eye or a busted lip?