brujah_barkeep: (Angry)
Denise Feene ([personal profile] brujah_barkeep) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-21 06:03 pm

Mun Can't Seem to Decide Who to Send to [community profile] thenetwork

Are you friggin' kidding me? You wanna send me to some otherwordly Miss America contest?

Last time I checked, vampires who accidentally helped nearly start the Apocalypse don't exactly win prizes for Miss Congeniality.

You're serious about this, aren't you?

Fine. Whatever. We both know you'll totally chicken out.

Again.
girl_friday: (cautiously approach the villain)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not so bad as all that.

It's worse.
girl_friday: (feeling saucy)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I don't think it works quite that way.
girl_friday: (umm no thanks)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Or a Lucien monkey.

[Pause.]

I have no idea what that is. I'm sorry, she makes me say the most ridiculous things sometimes.
girl_friday: (you derp)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, according to things I see on the Internet, I should ask my boyfriend that question.
fullondiva: (do you know who I am?)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Pepper, we've talked about googling ourselves.
fullondiva: (you're shitting me)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you've got the "miss" part down. Last I checked... yup. Still a guy.
girl_friday: (hiding a smile)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that what you call the things I see pictures of Steve doing to you?

Googling yourself?
girl_friday: (Default)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You learn to have an open mind.
fullondiva: (i'm adorable)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I call that fisting, and that's Steve doing it, not me to myself.
girl_friday: (but you could get hurt)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks highly uncomfortable.
girl_friday: ([trode] her smiles reminds me of)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently.
fullondiva: (i'm adorable)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The human body, Ms. Potts, is an amazingly adaptable thing. Especially when it comes to sexuality.
fullondiva: (do you know who I am?)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that an offer?
girl_friday: (Default)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure poor Tristan is off somewhere feeling queasy right now and having no idea why.
girl_friday: (Default)

[personal profile] girl_friday 2012-08-22 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of your body's adaptability, Mr. Stark.
fullondiva: (smile!)

[personal profile] fullondiva 2012-08-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently not aware enough.

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