Mun Can't Seem to Decide Who to Send to thenetwork

[brujah_barkeep]

Are you friggin' kidding me? You wanna send me to some otherwordly Miss America contest?

Last time I checked, vampires who accidentally helped nearly start the Apocalypse don't exactly win prizes for Miss Congeniality.

You're serious about this, aren't you?

Fine. Whatever. We both know you'll totally chicken out.

Again.

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[girl_friday]

It's not so bad as all that.

It's worse.

[brujah_barkeep]

Damn. I'm sold.

[girl_friday]

Unfortunately, I don't think it works quite that way.

[brujah_barkeep]

'Course not. Never does. My question is just why doesn't this prince guy have the stones to find a girl or boy or three-toed sloth the old fashioned way?

[girl_friday]

Or a Lucien monkey.

[Pause.]

I have no idea what that is. I'm sorry, she makes me say the most ridiculous things sometimes.

[brujah_barkeep]

Hey, when someone has their hand shoved up your ass, you say what they tell you to say, right?

[girl_friday]

Well, according to things I see on the Internet, I should ask my boyfriend that question.

[brujah_barkeep]

...

Going to go with "ew" on that one.

[fullondiva]

Pepper, we've talked about googling ourselves.

[fullondiva]

At least you've got the "miss" part down. Last I checked... yup. Still a guy.

[girl_friday]

Is that what you call the things I see pictures of Steve doing to you?

Googling yourself?

[girl_friday]

You learn to have an open mind.

[fullondiva]

No, I call that fisting, and that's Steve doing it, not me to myself.

[brujah_barkeep]

And an open ass?

[girl_friday]

Looks highly uncomfortable.

[brujah_barkeep]

Need someone to double check for you, bubba?

[girl_friday]

Apparently.

[brujah_barkeep]

Super sexy.

[fullondiva]

The human body, Ms. Potts, is an amazingly adaptable thing. Especially when it comes to sexuality.

[fullondiva]

Is that an offer?

[girl_friday]

I'm sure poor Tristan is off somewhere feeling queasy right now and having no idea why.

[girl_friday]

I'm aware of your body's adaptability, Mr. Stark.

[fullondiva]

Apparently not aware enough.

[brujah_barkeep]

Hope so.

[brujah_barkeep]

I'm not here to play "penis chicken."